by Real Rusty Shackleford February 11, 2019

A tall man with some frosting dribbled on his cheek when talking to you. Usually pulls you over for no reason and asks if you had alchohol. Then asks to search your car. Assholes.
"Oh shit here we go again."
*Cop walks up with his taser*
"I'm gonna have to get a search warrant."
"Fuck you stupid cop."
*Cop walks up with his taser*
"I'm gonna have to get a search warrant."
"Fuck you stupid cop."
by vokeswagaon July 27, 2019

When someone going stupid fast passes you, so the cops pull them over not you. You can speed as long as they’re going a little bit faster than you. 🤘🤘
(Someone fast passes you)
Me: “nice! Got me a cop block”
Friend: “Hell yeah, speed for free”
(They get pulled over and you’re safe)
Me: “nice! Got me a cop block”
Friend: “Hell yeah, speed for free”
(They get pulled over and you’re safe)
by Omfghowmanytryswillthistake September 11, 2018

by bigpoppaaaa August 2, 2019

by Lxver Bxy June 4, 2019

by Realistshortylatina January 25, 2019

Cop- I could lose my job for this!
Guy- Its a reality for everyone else, what are you whining about it for? No matter what you do at work, you're still more likely to keep a job than most. Welcome to unemployment bro.
Guy- Its a reality for everyone else, what are you whining about it for? No matter what you do at work, you're still more likely to keep a job than most. Welcome to unemployment bro.
by Solid Mantis May 29, 2020
