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Feacal contingency

An amount of spare human shit kept by the toilet (normally in a container) for people to throw into the bowl if they are having trouble shitting. This is normally done to make them feel better for wasting time on the bowel bowl.
After 10 minutes on the shitter, Sam realised he was going to need to dip into his feacal contingency.
by Zonal K September 19, 2019
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No contact day

When you have cried too much the night before and you’re eyes are so dry that it hurts to put contact lenses in.
I’m feeling really sad, probably gonna go home and cry. Tomorrow’s a, “no contact day,” I see.
by PE GANG February 3, 2020
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GameCube controller

The controller people used with gamecube and also what smash tryhards use
"i click a button on a GameCube Controller "
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Boob control

When your motor boating her tittys and you press Em together.
I was motor boating them tittys when they started flopping all over the place so I had to initiate boob control.
by Hunters fucked up mind October 19, 2020
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perfect-control

This is having the talent to be full control of a course of action that you take.
Jamie was in 'perfect-control' of her balance when she was standing on one leg as a ballerina dancer.
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Defined-contribution plans

Defined-contribution (DC) retirement plans allow employees to invest pre-tax dollars in the capital markets where they can grow tax-deferred until retirement.

Simpler Explained: A defined contribution plan is a common workplace retirement plan in which an employee contributes money and the employer typically makes a matching contribution

Essentially, they are retirement plans that companies may offer as a benefit in which you, your employer or both make contributions on a regular basis.
The most common examples of defined-contribution plans are the 401(k) and the 403(b).
by tufs October 6, 2021
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