An in-ear piece that lets other people in the office know you're uninterested in interacting with others. Business Condoms block you from receiving unnecessary and unwanted verbal ideas and diseases. Most commonly known as Apple iPhone headphones (the Trojans of business condoms).
by Tmoney2288 November 03, 2017
by !Hey February 15, 2023
What face masks became to dating singles during the Coronavirus pandemic of 2020 -- the social distancing prophylactic required if two single people hope to come within six feet of each other.
I thought Chris was going to go on a Corona Date with that hot chick last night.
No, he had to bail; he forgot his Corona Condom so she wouldn't let him near her.
No, he had to bail; he forgot his Corona Condom so she wouldn't let him near her.
by LuluBleu April 14, 2020
A face mask, designed to protect people from contracting and spreading the SARS-CoV-, the main cause of COVID-19. Usually protested by people who think the virus is a hoax (See: Karen, Republican, anti-vaxxer)
Ah, crap...i can't go into the store. I forgot my Corona condom!
Don't forgot to wear your Corona condom when out in public.
Don't forgot to wear your Corona condom when out in public.
by SomePerson100000 December 30, 2020
Guy 1: Dude I've already become a father of 14
Guy 2: Oh I always keep the infinity condom so I'm a father of 0
Guy 1: Dang your lucky you don't have to pay child support
Guy 2: Oh I always keep the infinity condom so I'm a father of 0
Guy 1: Dang your lucky you don't have to pay child support
by ThatTF2Scout_Thatsbeenkillingu January 03, 2023
Similar too an Andy's mint. A comdom-mint is a used condom left on top of, under neath or inside of a pillow sheath.
I arrived late and tired to a late chick in at my hotel. I passed out immediately, In the morning my face was stuck to the pillow. I had been tagged by a condom-mint?
by El pillow bandit! May 29, 2021
by Enzobenzomenzo December 23, 2023