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combustible

Adj. A word meaning that shit is ill, hot, off the hook. Mostly used in refrence to that in according to something or someone that is about to explode in a possitive way.
That phat ass track is combustible!

The ass on that girl makes me want to combust all over her and her mom.
by DjDocNasty aka Battle Axe October 3, 2008
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compulsive liar

Someone who makes up stories because they think they are cool. They aren't fooling anyone.... Kyle.
Kyle was telling Chad about a story about his cat and about when he got ding dong ditched. what a compulsive liar
by Retards for life November 21, 2007
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compulsive text fag

A man who has the uncontrollable urge to text his loved one (in a needy, gay fashion).
God, he's always being a compulsive text fag wherever he goes.
by Terry Jamile May 28, 2005
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Computer Faggot

Definition:

A 'Computer Faggot', also known as a 'Computer Loser', or a 'Computer Douche' could be referred as one of the following.

1.) One who consistently acts/thinks they are tech savvy, when it is clearly evident they are not.

2.) One who spends most of their time on the computer, yet are computer illiterate.

3.) One who plays computer games all day long, all while disregarding Life, Girls, the Sun, and Human Contact.
Examples:

1.) Computer Faggot: Note that from now on Crunch-Bang Linux wont be based off Ubuntu anymore, but now they're switching their sources to Debian Linux. So now its a Debian based distro, and not a Ubuntu based distro.

Hacker/Geek: Ubuntu is Debian based you 'Computer Faggot'. O.o

2.) Computer Faggot2: How do you make the window big again?

Hacker/Geek: >_> figure it out yourself you stupid 'Computer Faggot'.

3.) Hacker/Geek: hey, dude, what are you doing?

Computer Faggot3: Nothing just playing WoW.

Hacker/Geek: How long have you been playing?

Computer Faggot3: Since 7 am.

Hacker/Geek: its 2 am, you 'Computer Faggot'.
by W4rr10rAnon138 June 10, 2011
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compuphile

a person who engages in and/or fetishizes sexual intercourse with a computer
Last night I caught my brother actually getting it on with his desktop computer. He's a total compuphile.
by computer love October 10, 2008
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Compudown Syndrome

A condition in which one's motivation to overcome technological issues is hindered by the presence of a technically inclined individual within close proximity.
With Dacks in the office, several of the employees developed Compudown Syndrome and forgot that printers needed to be plugged in and turned on in order to operate.
by Dacks_ October 16, 2008
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computeristic

knows stuff about computers.
sarah: i can do that on the computer!
terri:you're so computeristic.
by not bob. June 12, 2009
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