College Napps

The natural act of college bound high school senior falling asleep upon starting to fill out College Applications.

Joe: "The last thing I remembered was opening the common app page, and then I woke up on the floor in a pool of my own drool."
Gabriel: "Typical College Napps!"

by Bassophile September 5, 2011

collegegawker

Collegegawker :: Someone who goes after college aged individuals and prefers to only date college aged boys and girls.

Luiz is in high school but he's such a collegegawker, he only talks to college aged hotties.

by lukemaxwell May 23, 2013

College Wanker

Someone who returns to their home town and thinks he's better than other school as he's at College.

Dave: What's up with that guy, he used to be ok.
Bob: He just a College Wanker now.
Dave: That explains his sweater sleeves tied around his neck.

by BM82 January 9, 2015

college books

A bundle stack of papers that cost $100 each page that you will only need to bring to class once a month.

Friend: "hey,I got my college books,when will you get yours? "
Me: "As soon as I take out a mortgage "

by dawnmusic July 12, 2015

College

Hell, where evil mongoloids and psycho exes go to die.

An empty threat to assassinate your enemys.

If this dog shits in my house again I'm sending him to college.

by someoneslittlesister April 5, 2016

College

Your in debt haha

Feck college

by Sudhrjsurhhd January 9, 2019

College

Originally a location of higher education, now it's a shitpost and it's honestly kinda funny

Person1:I honestly don't want to date any women

Person2: bro?!?!?!

Person1: until college

5 months later

Person1:hey guy-

Person2 : college

by mc!play konop May 15, 2021