punching cotton

The action of doing something with the intent to do some damage but unexpectedly doing no damage.

Alex yelled "You are useless" at Nick but he just smiled back at him. Alex felt like he was punching cotton.

by WordsOfGold February 20, 2025

Tom Cotton-brain

Nickname on Capital Hill for the junior Senator from Arkansas, who is notorious for his confused thinking and dishonesty.

There goes Tom Cotton-brain again, spreading confusion and lies while feigning piety.

by LaughingAloud December 8, 2025

Rotten Cotton

Used to define the cotton crotch area of a pair of dirty panties saturated in but not limited to vaginal fluid, sweat, semen, ass chowder and saliva. Also may me used in reference to a condition associated with panty cotton in the above state.

Oh my doesn't she look greasy and nasty? I'd imagine she has the Rotten Cotton in her trousers as well!

by Sick MikeyG December 10, 2025

The Daytona Cottonmouth

When friend A passes out drunk with their mouth open, friend B deposits semen in the open mouth of friend A. Friend A wakes the following morning and notices a cottony-textured subtance in his/her oral cavity.

After a long night of drinking, Fred passed out on the sofa. Russ had the urge to pleasure himself. Upon culminating to a gooey finish, Russ deposited his filth paste in Fred's mouth, giving him The Daytona Cottonmouth.

by achtunsechzig August 8, 2009

Shoveling The Cotton

(Phrase)

When you fuck someone with white pubic hair, especially seniors.

Man I was really shoveling the cotton with that GILF last night.

by Zashari July 5, 2018

eating the cotton

And after an individual takes a long strong inserts into a tampon that is inside a menstruating vagina and then sucks vigorously until the tampon is clear of all menstrual fluids

Can you believe that John is in there eating the cotton again

by The real McCoy but my name is January 10, 2022

I hate cotton candy

One of the most effective romantic pickup lines to ever exist.

I told Violet I hate cotton candy and she immediately fell for me

by Kentucky boi July 8, 2022