cancer

1: n. A disease that is caused when a cell reaches the end of its lifecycle, but refuses to die, cutting off it's connection with the rest of the body acting on its own, multiplying into even more cells that refuse to die, causing the body to try to fight the 'zombie' cells, which is always a vary uphill battle even with treatments.

2: adj. When something is the epitome of human filth.

1: I'm sorry little Jonny, you have cancer.

2: That meme you showed me was pure cancer.

by DeathDragon99a March 12, 2017

Cancer

The pure defenition of Ubisoft servers

"Aah no, i died becouse of this cancer"

by HYDR4ZZ March 26, 2017

Cancer

Something- such as a group or phenomenon -that spreads rapidly and can become destructive.

"That Meme is so cancerous."

by OurVoorAltijd March 29, 2017

Cancer

One of the worst diseases....it takes the lives of people you love. People with diabetes complain, but im sorry cancer is worse!!!

I can't believe cancer ruins lives.

by AllegraB April 11, 2017

Cancer

A super non-socialable person that tries to live with the community, but fails at doing that.

Matthew is the Ultimate Cancer in this class.

by CancerandAutism April 18, 2017

Cancer

Basically anything that basic white girls consume or use.

Jocelyn: "You up for some Starbucks?"
Simon: "Hell no. Starbucks is so fucking cancerous."

by The Deer Leader May 2, 2017

Cancer

Probably the worst disease known to man-kind. What causes cancer is unhealthy blood cells, what causes that are Mlg dorito boi's with fidget spinners, Jacob Sartorius, this emoji😂, "OMG", musically's, and fuck boys/girls. The cure is Clorox Bleach.... You're welcome

Bob: yo dude I think I have cancer Yanno

Jimmy: no way dude have you been watching jacob sartorius or something like I'm actually worried 😓

by LordPinguthewise May 29, 2017