Chinese

People from a wonderful culture in asia. Unfortunately there are people like anti-rascism that make racist comments. So why is his name anti-rascism when he's being the exact opposite?

Ni hao ma? Wo hen hao.

by Dominique April 18, 2005

Chinese clam bake

When you use chop sticks to entice a women's sensual state, by inserting one chop stick in the pink and one chop stick in the stink, working them vigorously, in a circular motion.

Why does Kim sound like she is speaking Chinese today? Oh, that's because Adam gave her a Chinese clam bake last night. She still isn't the same.

by mofoko March 27, 2010

Chinese Lasagna

A male Chinese man cums between an Asian woman's breasts and fucks them using his own cum as a lubricant and then he pees on his semen and then continues to cum on top of the piss, and let it sit for a day and it will turn into a crusty Lasagna type material.

"Hey ling ling, wanna create a Chinese lasagna?"

"Sure Ching chong, lets make a steamy load of that good good!"

by Ching Long March 7, 2016

down south chinese burn

When your girlfriend finds out your cheatin on her, and in then when your in bed with her she twists your dick like a chinese burn on your arm

why you walking funny?
your mom gave me a down south chinese burn
PUNCH

by craig March 11, 2003

Nah, I'm not Chinese.

1.Something you say, interrupting or just saying after, when you don't want to hear what the person is saying.2. Another definition is to say it in order to confuse stupid people. A way of rejection.

Conversation:
Jenny-"So yesterday I was totally getting hit on..."
Ashley-(interrupting)"Nah I'm not Chinese."
Example 2:
Jordan-"Wanna go out sometime?"
Maddy-"Nah, I'm not Chinese."

by kandygirl425 May 15, 2009

chinese control

taking 25 of a possible 26 points in a round of the card game Hearts, which is the worst possible score for one hand.

Chen is so good at Hearts he is taking Chinese control

by ching chong wing wong October 30, 2006

Chinese Dick Trap

When a male obtains an erection, then carefully pours hot wax down his urethra (pee hole). He must maintain an erection until the wax dries, then he slams his erect, wax penis into the anus of another man so hard, that it shatters the wax, making it impossibly painful to pull the erect penis back out of the anus. Chinese Dick Trap.

So I just watched Indian Jones 4: Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, and it was worse than getting a Chinese Dick Trap. And global warming is a scare tactic made up by the liberal media.

by NGRconCARNE June 18, 2009