Demon child

Caillou

Mom: Hey demon child
Caillou:Oh hey

by Lmao_Brazy November 25, 2018

Problem child

A problem child not to be confused with a problematic child (a child who actually does bad things) is a child who (usually middle) is blamed for every problem even if there is no real problem. The parents usually think that the child is an attention seeker when the child wants nothing to do with attention.

That problem child of mine is going through another one of their phases. Their just a little attention sponge aren't they.

by T1nky W1nky November 21, 2021

hush now child

*telling someone to be quiet ... mostly because you dont care about their opinion. you usually say it while you have your hand all over the person's face (referencing the texas chainsaw massacre remake).

person 1-i think you should change your sweatshirt

person 2-hush now child ... dont speak. (rubbing face)

by megan thinks publishing arts sucks January 27, 2007

Chilango

1.Persona que vive en la ciudad de Mexico
2.chilango es lo mismo que naco

3.Personas que apesar de vivir en la ciudad de Mexico,son las más más salvajes de el país.
4.Personas con un acento extravagante

5.Persona que roba carteras,estéreo, y vende piratería.
6.Una rara especie en Mexico.

1.Cuidado con las carteras ya llegó el chilango!
2.Si ya saabeen como me pongo paqueee me inviiitan!

by El Exiliado May 3, 2018

Guttural Love Child

(noun)
{1} The result of an aberrant phenomenon when a man ejaculates in the back of a woman's throat, to whom he is not yet married, thus impregnating her and inevitably producing offspring.

{2} A good name for a band.

{3} A child conceived out of wedlock, whom exited the mother's body through her oral cavity.

Jim's mom virgin who has never been married. In fact, I know she used to be a blow job philanthropist, and I know that Jim is not adopted. This means one thing; Jim is a guttural love child. What a douche.

Dude, Guttural Love Child's last set was their best - are you deaf?

I can't believe that sinful child just came out of that woman's mouth. In all the years of delivering babies, I've never seen anything this fucked up. It's astounding to think that this sort of phenomenon actually exists.

by George Alexander November 13, 2009

only child syndrome

Only children sometimes exhibit characteristics resembling women who have their periods. This can occasionally lead to flashes of intense anger when they don't get their way or someone insults them even the slightest bit. Also, when there is dissent in the friendship ranks which they are a part of, they lash out and try to make the other friends seem more culpable and especially more gay than they are. They have an overwhelming feeling that the world is against them and they tend to ruminate a lot as well. When you factor girls into the picture with an only child, it is never a pretty sight.

Garzon (on cell): Yo man, you wanna go play ball today?
Dre: Nah man, I got work today sorry
Garzon: God Damnit, no-one ever wants to fucking do anything in this town, i hate everyone. *click*

Later that night, Garzon ruminates for hours on how Dre is such a dick.

Garzon has exhibited traits that relate back to his "only child syndrome"

by darius jones March 18, 2009

Holy Child

a School of sluts who act like a bunch of morons

HCgirl1: Hey lets go study
HCgirl2:oo look a cute boy
HCgirl1: Lets go give him head!
HCgirl2: me first!

by Bobius Maximus December 25, 2004