ceet

The plural of cat. Or what we think should be the plural of cat. but no one will ever understand and we will just giggle and pretend that its the meaning of life, the universe and everything

"oi bitch! dont skeet my ceet!" G

by PARTYGEESUS July 16, 2011

chee chee man

a homosexual

bun them chee chee man

by krazy_kronic July 29, 2009

Cheeto

A cheeto is a girl or guy who has sex with a Ginger. As a result of having sex with said Ginger, their genitles precede to turn orange like a cheeto.

"Fuck dude, why didn't you tell me she was a cheeto? Now my dick looks like an orange puffed corn snack..."

by metallicafire November 19, 2007

Cheetah'

When you are having an extra marital affair,or bumping uglies with someone other than the person you are married to.
When you're having sex with someone other than your spouse and usually one of the spouse's is unaware that his/her mate is having sex outside of their relationship.

That old Tiger... He can't keep his putter in his pants. I wonder if his wife knows He's such a Cheetah'?

Tiger sure bangs all the babes! He's is such aCheetah'!

by Trace the ace B to the D December 4, 2009

Girl cheating with another girl

This occurs when your girlfriend cheats on you with another girl. She may tell you it doesn't count because it's just a girl, but realistically, she's getting off with someone besides you.

This may include kissing, rubbing(scissoring), licking, sharing a dildo or vibrator, masturbating for each other or masturbating to each other masturbating.

Brian: "I caught my girl cheating with another girl."

Jimmy: "Damn, and you dumped her?"

Brian: "Hell yeah. She tried to tell me it's just a girl! but honestly, she was having intimate relations with another person..."

Jimmy: "Yeah I know what you mean, that's messed up."

by XBF4EVERDECK March 16, 2010

cheating

having fun, see example below:

"I was having fun with bob's test answers." "I was having fun with your best friend." "I was having fun in that video game."

by The Evil One April 7, 2005

cheating

1. What the rich and powerful do.
2. What you have done at one point or another in your life.

Cheating usually breaks the rules. Cheating also consists of lying most times in order to get what is desired. This is why cheaters live in the land of milk and honey and the honest/book smart are just barely getting by.

Name any person who is successful, rich, or powerful and I guarantee you they "cheated" in some way to get there.

Here are a few examples:

Christopher Columbus (Rapist)
Enron
Richard Nixon (Watergate)
Ronald Reagan (Drug Dealer, Reaganomics)
George Bush Sr. and Jr. (Oil, Terrorism)
Bill Gates (Windows)
Solomon Smith and Barney
Dick Cheney
Donald Trump
Martha Stewart (Insider Trading)
Milli Vanilli (Lip Syncing)
Vanilla Ice (Making money off David Bowie and Mc Hammer)
Tonya Harding (Conspiracy to harm Nancy Kerrigan)
P. Diddy (Theft/Overuse of samples, Bribery)
Kanye West (Overuse of samples)
Any successful mainstream rapper
You
Me

by Black Oasis March 9, 2007