Saturn Check

The act of opening your car door and hitting the car parked next to you with it. Saturn cars were built with dent resistant doors due to the fact that they are made of mostly plastic.

"He was parked like an asshole, almost taking up two parking spaces, so when I got out of my car, I Saturn Checked him."

by McSnackerson December 20, 2012

Preflight check

Prior to boarding a plane, those who get nervy or have irritable bowels try and drop one in the toilet. Occasionally they do actually just need to take a crap..

"Hey, where you been? Planes boarding!!"

"Sorry man, had to conduct a few preflight checks, gonna be a long flight"

by huggiebear89 May 28, 2012

Checkittybobo (check-it-ty-bo-bo)

A word used when hollering at a female meaning "check out my boner"

"Yo gurh, why don't you turn dat fat ass around and checkittybobo (check-it-ty-bo-bo)." "Okayyyyyyyyyy MMMMHHHHHHMMMMMM."

by KarRim-Abdul Jobbar October 12, 2012

poo check

The business practice of wipping ones rear end after defication with a company check to a vendor. The bacon-stripped check is then mailed casualy to the vendor, usually one who has taken one's credit terms away.

Damn it another vendor has taken our terms away. I'm going to eat a ton of spicy thai food and then send some poo checks out this afternoon.

by krupcakes July 22, 2012

Typhoon check

When someone blows you off way past the typical Rain-check. Just happens, ya know?

Sorry babe, I have to babysit my little sister again. Typhoon check?

by marioyoshiluigi August 23, 2012

Moister Check

To Check and see if a Vagina is moist

I need to give that smoking hottie over there a moister check

by Danger Zone January 7, 2014

screen check

A "Screen Check" or "Screen Checking" is when a cop in a patrol vehicle brake checks when a suspect is handcuffed in the backseat. Due to the suspect being handcuffed, and hands not free to block, the suspects face will smash into the metal screen divider of the patrol car. This will cause cutting and bruising and sometimes a broken nose.

"He wasn't bloody when he left the scene. What did you do? Screen check him?"
"Oh, you know Sarg, those damn suicide squirrels."

by DissyTee18 May 3, 2014