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Canada

A beautiful, peace loving nation that is populated by the largest group of sissy faggots on earth. The only country that even comes close to them is Cuba.
Canada was founded thousands of years ago by the French. They like the American founders, sought to gain freedom for their beliefs.
The only difference is that Americans wanted to have freedom of expression, religion, speech, a say in how their government works, etc.
Canadia was founded to have a sanctuary where men would not be frounded upon for pole-smoking. They are like a San Francisco to the world.
They allowed terrorists to gain entry to America on several occasions.
Bob: Hey what is that country that is made up of a bunch of gay-homosexuals?

Dave: Canada.

Bob: A Canadian, Romanian, and Albanian get captured by a tribe of homosexuals cannibals. Who doesn't get eaten for dinner.

Dave: I don't know.

Bob: The Canadian. He gave the best blowjob.

Canada is the number one cause for headaches and cancer.

They suck BALLZ!!!
by Jo mama 23 February 9, 2009
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The only country with the balls to fight hard and the pussies to do it for somebody else.
Guy 1: Wow, Canada did a lot in WWI.
Guy 2: Yeah, but did you know that they didn't even fight for their independence?
by TTTP June 20, 2007
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fishing and weed = cool

hunting? I don't know,do you Canucks hunt without guns?

their beer is a bit watery for my taste though...i think those who are ranting and raving about it are kids

Unfortunately they have an effeminate communist view of guns.That's gay,eh?

Rush = a really good band
BTO and Guess Who...gotta love Randy Bachman...but they can be a little weird politically but we'll forgive them
Triumph was cool...FIGHT THE GOOD FIGHT,EH?
I never had any problems with Canadians until I talked to them on the internet.Never knew you were such bitchy little trash talkers.:-)
Just don't badmouth my gun rights and I'll get along with you alot better.
It's not the guns it's the criminals.
And the criminals are fucked up because they were influenced by sex and drugs too early in life through the liberal media which actually glorifies sluts and gangs!
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United States Of Canada

A country which the United States and Canada together.
Ruled under dictatorship.
Government includes dictator, vice dictator, and speaker of the house.
National Anthem- Riot- Three Days Grace
National Flower- Balloon Flower
National Bird- Macaroni Penguin
by Vice Dictator of USC February 18, 2009
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Canada's History

To take a gallon of maple syrup and to pour it unto ones genitals while taking a dump into the Stanley Cup whilst stroking moose antlers.
Thank you for this opportunity to ruin Canada's History Steven Colbert.
by ridetheyak February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

Shoving an antler up the vagina, followed by pouring of maple syrup mixed with cum into the asshole, which is then pooped out and eaten with whipped cream
Mary: I got so drunk last night, I think I let that douche give me a Canada's History
by wolphin February 4, 2010
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Taking a dump in your grandmother's vagina.
The Beaver just performed Canada's History.
by Cyborg TM February 4, 2010
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