calm yo grits

The hermit crab version of calm yo tits.
Used by protective parents, some kids never grow out of it.

I hate you
Wooo! Calm yo grits.
What!? What does that mean?

by Parkderp1 October 9, 2016

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Callum Arnold

Callum Arnolds, known as cal from the first name hates being yelled 'oi' or 'yo' or even saying 'man' to him. Usually isn't able to draw at all and draws like a 5 year old. Gorgeous and confident however has two sides to him that change within a second and lets himself down by paying attention to other girls. He'll soon realise that the only girl he'll ever need to get wet is to the girl who lost her virginity to him.. His girlfriend! Usually has a big nose and wide eyes and will only ever need the girl he's with now. Gorgeous, but a sarcastic cunt!

Callum Arnold is perfect

by Callum Arnold's July 25, 2016

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Calm your penis hole

When you get so angry that your penis hole starts to hurt. It's the act of trying to calm it.

Theo: ffs you prick you made penis hurt

Leo: calm your penis hole

by MADTINGHD October 7, 2016

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Calm Treatment

When your parents are super mad at you for doing/saying something, but they don't yell. Instead they use that really stern voice, and you can tell they are holding back every fiber of their being from killing you.

"i got back home 30 mins after my curfew. My dad confronted me in the living room, but luckily, he gave me the calm treatment."

by Lord Gaben Our Savior October 24, 2016

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