by Zagney December 3, 2023
Get the Cat mug.An animal that lives rent-free in your home and attacking your hands and feet when you walk by.Also attacking your legs when you walk near it.It's covered in fur,has whiskers,In my opinion they are cheaper than dogs.
"My cat is very fat and spoiled to the point that it dumps 1 time a day at least and bugs me for food"
by I love cats :) December 7, 2023
Get the Cat mug.The best animal to walk the earth. They yell and slice things with their toe knives. They can get high via catnip and eat meat pebbles. They poop in boxes full of sand. We clean, feed, and care for them. And they are ungrateful. Yet we still love them.
"Oh hey, cute cat!"
"Thanks, he absolutely hates me."
"Ah..."
"And also my couch is ruined forever."
"Thanks, he absolutely hates me."
"Ah..."
"And also my couch is ruined forever."
by S1lv3rP4w3dC4t December 10, 2023
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