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Cum-Fartini

Similar to a Martini; replace olive juice with Cum & Fart, shake/stir to perfection.
Weston & his buddies couldn’t wait to grab a round of refreshing cum-fartinis after a long day at the beach.
by Dr Gregory Johnson March 11, 2023
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cum potato

someone who talks about sex and etc. so much that you want to rip their head off.
don: josh is such a cum potato! he is always talking about sex! he practically lives and breathes the shit.
by FunnyTsunny September 26, 2015
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Ear cum

Exactly what you'd expect, a yorkshire person gets confused by a mirror and says come 'ear backwards.
EAR CUM LAD AN I'LL SHOW YOU MY TOOLBOX
Daddy I'm scared...
by Crumpet bucker October 28, 2016
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Cum Wallet

Yo dude, I just filled her cum wallet up.
by RichieBigTits August 23, 2021
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cum wagon

"bro, emma is such a cum wagon"
by carr0tcakes September 8, 2018
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Cum clean

Can relate to when you being honest about something
“I’ma cum clean it wasn’t me that sent that pic”
Or
“Cum clean that you didn’t just do that”
by TRd Babba March 16, 2019
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