coughatitous

Non-stop coughing with no other symptoms. Commonly caused by post-nasal drip and allergies

Jimmy: I'm so tired of this. I've been coughing for a whole week now.
Bob: Oh man. You might have coughatitous.

by Coughatitous May 23, 2014

coughpiss

An incredibly funny tiktok superstar, with over 10 thousand tiktok followers!

Friend: Hey dude are you watching coughpiss?
Me: Yeah they are the funniest person ever!
Friend: Hell yeah I love coughpiss too!
*They then made passionate love*

by literally_a_discord_mod July 30, 2021

Philip Seymour Coughman

1. Title given to specific smoking devices (mainly marijuana paraphernalia) that have a knack for getting one extremely ripped off their ass

2. That magical piece/bong endowed with the power to send its owner and his closest friends into space longer than NASA can hold funding

"Brian picked up an ounce of the dankest greenery so it was only fitting we broke out Philip Seymour Coughman and spent the rest of the night ripping bowls and watching reruns of King of the Hill."

by DankB_lank January 16, 2013

chughes

Indeed he is a Love Walrus

Fat Fat and eats alot of pies

by David Hayward December 23, 2003

Couch Con

The lobby area in an anime or video game convention where generally people tent and look at their merchandise.

Example Man A: Where is Example Man B?
Example Man C: Last time I saw him was over at couch con with some girls.

by Lindsey D May 26, 2007

couch hooker

a partner that is so lazy,so irresponsible that you have to LITERALLY pay them to get up off your couch.

i heard lisa had a new boyfriend.... yes, but he's a couch hooker, she has to pay him to get up when she gets home from work....ah,bummer.

by karmagirlbme April 11, 2010

CouchPork

noun: someone who is on a couch for the purpose of having sex.
verb: to have sexual intercourse on a couch

I'm going to have to have some of that couchpork before I go anywhere.

Have a seat, I am going to couchpork you.

by moonpork December 1, 2010