Cancer

Cancer: a excuse not to go to school or to skip school.

Haytam: I can't go to school today I have cancer

Sam: wtf that's just a excuse not to go to schol

by Hentai-gamer August 5, 2019

Ball cancer

Testicular cancer.. that’s all.

Bob: hey bro guess what
David: what?
Bob: I have ball cancer
David: damn bro that sucks

by I made this for a joke lmao October 28, 2021

Cancer

TikTok

Girl: I have TikTok
Friend: You mean Cancer

by Spider Donkey April 7, 2020

cancerous

any loud child

damn that kid is cancerous

by chris pratt as mario December 9, 2021

Cancer

Cancer is an astrology sign, but they all look the same

Person 1 "Hey are you cancer"
Person 2 "No, I have cancer"
Person 1 "Oh, what month were you born"
Person 2 "March"

by Cancerbaby12452 December 30, 2021

cancer

being on call with a couple, virtually thirdwheeling

I was on a call with Ava and Nico yesterday, I think I contracted Cancer

by brunchkille October 10, 2023

Cancer

Every single Seer/Wraith main

Jesus that squad was cancer

by PH Memeasaur November 15, 2021