Cancer

Cancers are most likely to be depressed. They always hide their feelings and pretend their okay when they are not. They are quite funny and are very nice. They can be very sensitive if they feel like it.

Cancer girl: Hi..
Random Mean girl: You ugly nonsense.
Cancer girl: I like that explanation for me.

by Popiiiiii January 15, 2020

Cancers Brother

Jake Paul’s Older Brother Logan Paul

Me:Who Is Worse Cancer Or Cancers Brother
Friend:Cancers Brother

by WhoIsJJ July 25, 2019

Bass Cancer

A term to describe when you're listening to music or playing video games and your speakers suddenly have an aneurysm.

I was playing Minecraft one day on my Grandma's sound system and all of a sudden it got bass cancer. No not my grandma, her speakers.

by TheEpilepticCat December 7, 2020

Cancer

TikTok

Girl: I have TikTok
Friend: You mean Cancer

by Spider Donkey April 7, 2020

cancerous

any loud child

damn that kid is cancerous

by chris pratt as mario December 9, 2021

Cancer

Cancer: a excuse not to go to school or to skip school.

Haytam: I can't go to school today I have cancer

Sam: wtf that's just a excuse not to go to schol

by Hentai-gamer August 5, 2019

Ball cancer

Testicular cancer.. that’s all.

Bob: hey bro guess what
David: what?
Bob: I have ball cancer
David: damn bro that sucks

by I made this for a joke lmao October 28, 2021