Benchmark Managing

The idea that one person can send five emails in one night and look like a superhero or on funny email chains they can end it with one very inapporpriate one. And he has small balls and tiny feet.

A benchmark managing guy is a deutche bag

by Imasuperstar October 17, 2012

benchilada

A homeless person who wraps himself up in carpet padding and sleeps on benches.

I saw four benchiladas camping out along the wharf this morning.

by Mr. Fix It March 29, 2013

Bancheroed

To send a friend/colleague/contact an important text and not get a response for a minimum of 6 days.

I was trying to figure out what was going on with tickets to the concert, so I texted Kaitlyn and totally got Bancheroed.

by Haitlyn August 27, 2013

Bench Sack

(Masculine)

1: When you are spotting someone while they're bench pressing, and when they can't lift the bar, you try to help them lift it, but your center of gravity isn't very strong. Because of this, you center your pelvic floor above the other incapable person's head/face. The result is a face full of sack for the sweaty victim.

2: When someone is struggling to bench press and needs a spot, butinstead of a spot, you feed them your nut sack

-I was trying to hit a p.r. on bench the other day when I got bench sacked by my spotter!

by Big Saxy October 20, 2014

Benchwarmer

The Social Athlete who doesn't get a start in the big game anymore.

"Get Tim on the phone, or else he's gonna miss his go on the beer bong"....."Already tried him... he's not coming out tonight, the f!#*&@! benchwarmer"

by TheAthlete November 2, 2014

bluncher

A meal in between lunch and dinner eaten with breakfast food.

I don't know why bluncher is not a word in the dictionary.

by neon monkey May 19, 2015

Bench by Choice

When a man would rather sit down to pee, rather than pee standing up.

Joe: "I always miss on the toilet seat man."
Bob: "Thats why Im a bench by choice. No mess."

by SeanBreezy209 June 2, 2015