Bun length chili dog suprise

A scat fetish manuever in which one partner falls asleep facing down, and the other partner lays a long "log" down the ass crack between the two "buns". So awaken to a big "SUPRISE!" (a.k.a. Bun length)

Side note: Top it off with your parnters favorite condiments for added flare!

WOW! I awoke to find my girlfriend left me a "bun length chili dog suprise" Boy do I love her!!!

by Lokiikol May 31, 2010

Holy mother fuckin shit kabobs on a bun

Something to say when a lab notebook is due soon and u have no time to do it.

AAAAAAAh my labnotebook is due and its 1:04 Holy mother fuckin shit kabobs on a bun!

by chandler December 1, 2002

I'd like to bridge your buns right open

A crass pickup line, typically directed at girls with the name Bridget (for the "Bridge" effect), but can apply to any girl (or guy if that's your bag). Means "I'd like to spread your buttcheeks apart and stick my male sex organ in your anus."

Man: What's your name, cutie?
Woman: Bridget.
Man: Oh yeah? I'd like to bridge your buns right open.
*Man gets a drink in the face and a hard kick in the crotch*

Meaghan's a waffle crapper, I'd bridge her buns right open.

by Primo Jonez September 2, 2007

I can't put a patty on a bun, with lettuce, cheese, onions, tomatoes, ketchup, mustard, pickles, and top bun together in that order!

a gift from above

I CANT FUCKING DO IT. THIS SHIT IS SO HARD AND SO BULLSHIT. I can't put a patty on a bun, with lettuce, cheese, onions, tomatoes, ketchup, mustard, pickles, and top bun together in that order!

by innmypusay May 17, 2022

I can dig some grease while chompin' on some buns and draggin' through the garden

Phrase meaning "I'll have the fish"

Flight Attendant: What can I get for you, sir?

Man: I can dig some grease while chompin' on some buns and draggin' through the garden.

Flight Attendant: I'm sorry, we're all out of fish...

by jDogg April 18, 2005

get bun

1) get blasted

2) the act of fucking

(for both, in british) Apologies original gangster, the one known as little thomas has ordered you to get bun. If you fail by the end of the week, you will get bun.

by BappoHotel January 22, 2025

buttered buns

(n.) the arse of a man who has been barebacked several times in succession, and therefore holds so much fuck paste that it leaks out to cover most or all of his arse. It’s a gooey phenomenon.

“After the ‘after party,’ Joe had some seriously buttered buns that he had to clean up before he came to bed.”

by Frozen Prevert October 17, 2024