Brad

A Brad is the classic wannabe-Chad fuckboy.

A B-stringer who can't score many girls, and if he does he's settling big time compared to what he was aiming for.

He doesn't care about the girls he's with, and basically just straight up lies to them to try and get in their pants or get them plastered to make them (in his mind) "easier."

"A Brad is someone I'd punch if a girl wanted me to."

by AH73 July 21, 2020

brad mondo would never

A term used to express one's exasperation in response to a bad hairstyling video.
Typically always something that the hair god, Brad Mondo, has warned humanity against, but was done regardless and more often than not resulting in disaster.
I.e. bleaching roots of your hair first, or using colour to lift colour.
HAIR COLOUR DOES NOT LIFT HAIR COLOUR, PEOPLE.

Ugh, can't believe the stylist in this video bleached that poor girl's roots first. Brad Mondo would NEVER.

by Blossomtea August 6, 2020

brad

fat fat fat fat fat fat fatf atf atfatafat doesnt know when he is in the wrong very dumb does not think could be gay to pussy to tell

p2 : brad is fat and possible gay
p1: yeah lol i am gearge ooga booga

by johnsmith443 August 25, 2020

Brad

Brads are typically a little hunchback goblins who are greasy hair short gay boys

Dude imagine being named brad

by Ggg454544 September 14, 2020

Brad

Someone who brags about how much they make off of unemployment.

I met someone the other day and he was a Brad for sure.

by KrashK October 22, 2020

Beaudie

An annoying rich kid.

Bob: hey look there's beaudie.
Jim: Lets go somewhere else, like on the other side of the world. He'll just flex on us.

by Yam mum October 22, 2020

Braden

He is a small, cute, chubby boy who loves to eat rice and roasted duck! He loves the people around him and loves to eat, he is a food enthusiast. He loves playing Roblox and loves to hang out with friends at his house.

Braden is such an awesome friend!

by dstrbd October 24, 2020