Brandon

A guy with a massive cock that’ll make your insides hurt but I’m the best way.

Friend 1: Howd that date go last night?
Friend 2: he’s a total Brandon. I can barely walk today.

by Jdedsfj September 17, 2023

Brandon

A Brandon can Joost make you pull him by the ears. He is spunky he likes his oatmeal lumpy. You can ask a Brandon to karaoke Vanilla Ice or to scratch his derrière. Anytime you meet a Brandon he can resemble a gnome with his long white beard. Get a Brandon.

Brandon is rapping that Ice, Ice Baby again.

by Ccccccmmmmm September 18, 2023

Brandon

Used in exchange of the file sharing platform.

Oh, that useless Brandon, it's fucked....

by MrIndi October 3, 2023

Brandon

Leah.

Leah.
Leah.
Leah.
No escape Brandon

by maincharacter October 18, 2023

brandon

biggest dick ever

damn brandon got that long shlong huh

by brandon’s girl October 29, 2023

Brandon

someone who just plain stupid

He's brandon, of course he thought to say that.

by randofromsomewhere November 14, 2023

brandon

brandon is a bitch

brandon stfu your a bitch that’s why you dated Sophia

by crhis_p_bacon November 20, 2023