tension boner

An inconvenient erection, similar to a NARB, caused by penis being in compromised position due to underwear, seated position or posture usually occurs while driving within minutes of your destination.

So here i am driving lights and sirens to a call and i get a tension boner a block away

by doc rich September 22, 2015

Boner heaven

1. When something is so great it feels like having a wonderful boner

2. A place gay dudes go to when they die

Dude your house is so sweet it like boner heaven

When Freddie mercury Died he went to boner heaven

by Boner Heaven July 11, 2016

boner corn

Kernels of undigested corn which can be found stuck to your penis immediately following withdrawal from unprotected anal sex. Preferably, one would find boner corn while in the woods, after a barbecue, on hot August night in South Carolina.

After the camping trip, my dick was covered in boner corn.

by Iamascientist86 January 23, 2015

honest boner

An erection achieved without the assistance of ED medication, like Viagra or Cialis.

I've gotten so used to this stuff, I haven't had an honest boner in years.

by red_rager January 16, 2011

Boner exhaustion

When you have rocked a boner for an extended period of time and it feels like it has had it's own workout day at the gym.

After a weekend of sex and nakedness Heather wanted more, but Aaron couldn't do it, he was clearly suffering from boner exhaustion.

by Energy 79 June 20, 2016

Chest Boners

Erect Nipples

She must be cold, you could hang your coat and hat on those chest boners

by Shumpster December 31, 2010

Perma-boner

This weird ass security guard at Stevens High School that has a hard on whenever he’s around kids

Guy 1: Look it’s perma-boner!
Guy 2: What the fuck

by Mr McNigga November 28, 2018