Boredner

A male erection that occurs for no explicable reason. Usually occurring while incredibly bored.

"I was sitting in science class today and I got a huge boredner."

by NZ55 August 17, 2012

Boregasm

The act of faking an orgasm to end really boring sex.

The sex was so bad, and I became so bored, that I finally just had to have a boregasm to get him off of me.

by Lucy Valentine March 30, 2015

Boregasm

When you've waited a long time to masturbate, but when you finally finish, it doesn't feel nearly as good as you thought.

Guy 1: How did your first masturbation feel like after that long vacation with your parents?
Guy 2: Meh. I thought it would've felt good, but it was actually a boregasm.
Guy 1: Oh. That's too bad.

by #mexicanfood June 5, 2015

boredom

This is a terrifying thing to talk about, I personally have traveled a great length to share this with you all. It is something that spreads like a virus and can affect anyone. At the moment, there is no cure. Just distractions that will slow down the effect. Statistically speaking, almost 100% of people who have died have been bored (the way you refer to someone suffering from boredom) which eventually lead to their death. Boredom has cost many people their lives since it can also cause something many people refer to as "I was bored so I did something stupid...now my leg is broken".

As you can see, boredom has caused many, many deaths and countless injuries. If you find yourself with boredom just go and distract yourself.

Distractions recommended by doctors: YouTube, Drawing, Driving a car underage, Swimming, Tormenting your younger siblings, Writing definitions on Urban Dictionary, Messing with Wikipedia, and many more. To find out more visit clickclickclick.click

To support research on this supposedly incurable virus, please like and protect yourself and others from this disease.

Person 1: I am sooooo bored
Person 2: OMG!!! I better call the ER!!
Person 1: Eventually dies at some point in life
News Reporters: Another death that might have been caused by BOREDOM

by the better {anonymous} June 25, 2019

boregasmic

A woman's summation of her split-second lovemaking with a man possessing no clue as to her anatomy, her appetites, her capacity for pleasure or how to provide it.

She had barely gotten started and he was done, she thought, staring at the ceiling. Another boregasmic sprint to see how fast he could roll over and fall asleep.

by Monkey's Dad March 9, 2020

Bored

Literally me right now, and you if you are looking this up

Man me bored

Have some life if u looking to dis

by HahaFkMyLife April 14, 2020

Borer

A knife used by roadmen in London to bore a hole in someone

Back off before I fucking cut you open with my borer

by White phosphorus December 10, 2020