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bloinkiss

When you try to kiss someone but you blink and miss.
Timmy waited all night to kiss Bianca at the prom, but when he finally went in for a smooch, he bloinkissed and sprained his knee, costing him his tennis scholarship, leading him down a dark road paved with self-loathing and addiction. Years later when his wife finally left him because she just couldn't take it anymore, he lacked the ability to chase after her, because his knee never fully healed from the bloinkiss.
by nemesys April 20, 2018
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bloinkiss

When you try to kiss someone but you blink and miss.
Timmy waited all night to kiss Bianca at the prom but when he finally went in for a smooch, he bloinkissed and sprained his knee.
by ponkainiea April 20, 2018
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