happy penguins

penguins that are happy
are not sad

because if they were sad
they wouldn’t be happy,
and if they weren’t happy
they would be sad

but they aren’t sad because their happy

Those are some very happy penguins. They almost seem sad but their not cause their happy

by happy__penguins July 30, 2019

Happy Finger

The bird. The manual fuck you. The middle finger of derision, hate and discontent. Normally used in the same manner as "flipping the bird," in this instance styled "hoisting the happy finger."

Malcolm hoisted the happy finger at the cops, who promptly beat him senseless with their batons. Gennifer flipped a happy finger at her mother, who grounded her until her 21st birthday.

by Zazbek January 1, 2013

Happy Birthday

It’s that one sung no one likes singing or having it be sung to you.

Everyone: (awkwardly) happy birthday to you
The birthday girl/boy: (awkwardly) *smiles*

by Gravity Club March 10, 2021

MUFFIN HAPPY

A severe craving for muffins, especially when you have the munchies.

"You ate THE WHOLE pan of muffins!?"
"Sorry I got muffin happy."

by zeus2008 January 11, 2009

happy town

The act of cumming; reaching an orgasm; finding a release

"So, what did you do last night?"

"I went to happy town :"

by deebabygurl October 9, 2008

Happy Forest

A trick name for a notorious rape spot

"hey kid do you wanna go to the happy forest"

by L2daS December 30, 2008

happy bar

Where every body knows your name.... G $ .. S bia' and V !

Look who it is at the Happy Bar again..... Like thats a surprise... ;)

by Miss Mae January 15, 2008