pat the bat

A nickname for possibly the worst baseball player to play professional baseball. A name for Pat Burrell for one purpose and one purpose only; to make it seem like Pat Burrell was a positive contribution to the Philadelphia Phillies offensive production.

"Did you see Pat the Bat nail the golden sombrero last night?" "Yes I did; so why do they call him Pat the Bat anyway?" "That's a good question."

by saucedaddy3 March 1, 2010

Ding Bat

A word commonly called 'Pinger', 'Molly' or the 'Disco Biscuits'. Commonly found in nightclubs.

"Got a Ding Bat mate"

by UNTZ April 19, 2017

Street bat

Cute little blonde lady. Goes by the name Alison. She's a songbird and her boyfriend is a babe. Hates popov.

"Hey check out that street bat she's rockin the heck out of those jeans. What a fox!"

by Street bat September 30, 2016

boring as bat shit

Crap teenage saying, used also by older bogans who think they're still young and cool. Just a term added on to a self explanatory insult for 'effect'.

That girl is dumb as batshit. She is boring as bat shit.

by Shoopittyboo May 23, 2016

Batter Bat

Hardened penis. An Erection.

Jesse's batter bat was so hard and dense, I thought he was going to pass out from lack of blood flow.

by Meanie March 5, 2004

Mini-bat

A junglist term for a spliff the size of a sausage =D

Lets go chong this mini-bat.

by eternalcrux December 12, 2003

phat bat

to chill out, relax, take it easy

(question) you going out tonight?
(answer) no, just going to phat bat.

by pillsa February 4, 2008