Bastard Fart

A bastard fart is when a lady quiefs, and a cum bubble comes out.

She was just laying there, and she turned to me and said that was definetly a bastard fart.

by mr. aric burns September 28, 2011

geeky bastard

1.) Someone who knows more about Final Fantasy and Star Wars than they know about life.
2.) Someone who never leaves the computer.
3.) An ecentric person who dresses like Dr. Miller, my psychaiatrist.

1.) Jojo is such a geeky bastard...(jk)

2.) J:I gotta go my dad needs the pc
E:You geeky bastard! ... (jk)

3.) I hate going to that geeky bastard who keeps asking me what we should do with me... that stupid mofo...

by cherry February 28, 2004

bastardised bottomburp

I think he is Australian and has added about 750 words. Only Diego has added more definiton's.

Bastardised Bottomburp is one of the urbandictionary kings. Except some of his words are quite shit.

by Diego September 28, 2003

Ugly bastard

an old, fat, hairy, sweaty, smelly, disgusting man

Donald Trump is one ugly bastard, isn't he?

by Dstruxion April 16, 2018

Bawar

A condition where has a erectile dysfunction and has to resort to viagra for help. However not even viagra can help therefore it is diagnosed as bawar by a specialised doctor.

Doctor: Im sorry but you have bawar
Patient: Oh no that is extreme gential failure
Doctor: Im sorry but sex will be difficult

by Captain Cum Quickly September 5, 2013

Bastard child

Cheating on your husband; Resault: Thee ugly son.

"Wow! Joe-nasty your must be the bastard child!"

by Sorry Grandma May 30, 2009

bastardical

Adjective, describing someone or something acting like a bastard.

He's a bastardical bastard.

by ilovesjeebus October 2, 2007