Baseball Boy

Baseball boys are the hottest boys youll ever meet, sadly they’re mostly fuck boys who will play with your emotions

Baseball boys are so hot but they’re break your heart right away

by BoysYeetMyHeart August 5, 2019

backwards baseball cap

Usually worn by a bro who is more often than not, on steroids and likes to look for bar fights. He also crushes lots of vageen.

"Backwards baseball cap guy" rolls into the blaring listening to " let the bodies hit the floor." He then stomps into to the bar and orders a Mich Ultra, as we do not want too many carbs. He then posts up shop at the end of the bar scanning the crowd, just waiting for someone to look at him the wrong way and it's on!!

by Decaduraroidin October 28, 2013

baseball

Okay, I am just responding to that really long definition about the kid who said that baseball was an "unathletic" sport. If you would do some god-damn research you would realize that baseball is a very athletic sport. First of all, hitting a ball going 90 miles per hour with a 3 inch wide bat takes athleticism and hand-eye-coordination. And to hit a homerun u need to hit the ball 300-400 ft, now don't tell me that hitting a ball going 80-100 mph for 300-400 ft doesn't take athleticism. In Basketball all you need to do is dribble the ball, which u learn when ur 5, and then throw the (big) ball and the (big) hoop. And if you are tall all you need to do is stand in front of a guy and put ur hands up and block the shot. And did u know that Micheal Jordan SUCKED ASS when he came to play baseball. so what u said about anyone being able to play is bullshit. And what about soccer? All you need to do is kick a ball, into a net. For baseball, it takes lots of athletic ability to throw a ball 90-100 mph, and make it drop, curve, cut, etc. So before u get alll mad at baseball, do some research about it....PS--last time I checked, in Football, when you are on offense or defense, you are sitting for longer then you are during baseball. And baseball is a 162 game season, and they only have 18 off days. 162 games in 180 days! now that takes stamina, skill, athleticism, determination, which is why baseball is the best sport ever!

That kid who was talking about baseball needs to get his head outta his ass and stop talking about baseball. The only reason he makes fun of baseball is because he sucks at baseball, and because of his failed attempts at the sport, he likes to make fun of it.

by buckbad July 8, 2006

87th Base

Having Ocular sex with your mother-in-law while watching shark week on the Discovery Channel.

Guy:Hey mom! I'm watching the Discovery Channel.

Mother-in-law: 87th base?

by Ballsackmgee October 20, 2008

77th base

You stick your cock in your friend's phone, while she makes out with Megan Fox, and your left foot is jammed in shit from adolf hitler, who is eating it while dogs are biting his ass and a jew is tape-recording it. Your right foot is in a sea of piss, and the Taliban are in there too, being pulled down by some horny sea lions that are getting to 30th base. You are to stick your right hand in your girlfriend's vag, while licking her breasts, and chuck norris is kissing her ass, while his sperm are gushing into Osama bin laden's ass. Your left hand is holding a corpse that you raped and murdered two years ago.

Arnold: Hey, I may have gotten to 77th base, but I don't feel like I should have to go to jail.

Neo-Nazi asshole: Who the hell was the corpse?!

Arnold: Your son.

Neo-Nazi asshole: Execute him!

by erep dfdasygbfduiygab January 22, 2011

base

Home.
Place where someone is.

"Yo where are you man?"
"I'm at my girlfriend's base"

"Hey Shaun what you doing today?"
"Im going to ma boi's base to chill"

by Sherelle March 14, 2007

6th base

Ocular sex, including any act involving the penetration of the penis into the eye socket.

Sometimes this is referred to as an EJ. It is also sometimes referred to as "skull-fucking."

I got to 6th base with Pam last night after she took out her glass eye. I think she has brain damage now.

by R. Bratt March 10, 2008