vertical bacon sandwich

Your mums sweaty gash.

Looks like bacon but tastes like mouldy fish.

by dunno August 21, 2003

bacon-slapping

A game played by sneaking up on an indivial and slapping them.

Rules include having to shout "BACON SLAP!!!" before striking the person. If the indivial being tricked mimics the sound of bacon frying before he/she is slapped, the slapper must pull his/her nose back and snort loudly like a pig.

Bob played a new game called bacon-slapping with his friend at work. When Bob had to snort like a pig because he lost the game everyone laughed.

by brody brono October 8, 2006

bacon love

noun - it is the used condom after menstrual sex (because of the condoms appearance)

I threw my bacon love on her face when I was done

Oh so your on the crimson tide? Ok, lets make some bacon love!

by WiseRook June 7, 2009

Streaky Bacon Rasher

A rather large and extremely unnatractive poop stain in your white underware.

OR

A dish found in a Bahama Cook Book

My cat is licking off the streaky bacon rasher in the underpants that are laying on the couch.

OR

Wow mom! Thanks for making me the streaky bacon rasher tonight! My favorite!

by Bstrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr October 27, 2008

bacon strip

your local police department

I'd sure love to blow the bacon strip sky high.

by Burl Sonny August 20, 2006

Bacon Strips

A Very Very Meaty Pussy.

Mike, get over here and check out the Bacon Strips on this Tuna Patty. Wow, she could wrap a gift with those curtains.

by kalamir Erick July 24, 2008

Bacon Slut

A girl who takes pleasure in eating greasy bacon off of a guy's washboard abs.

"Mackenzie and Lucas broke up!"
"She only went out with him to eat bacon off of his washboard abs."
"What a bacon slut!"

by tayruru August 16, 2011