burn the bacon

When some dumb fuck like Brownie leaves something under the grill and goes into the lounge to have milk and cookies whilst the kitchen catches fire.

"You twat Brownie!! You burnt the sodding bacon again!!

by Dave January 22, 2004

Bacon Steak

A word describing an excessively over-tanned woman, and/or a humorous response to a misheard question or statement.

(1st Example)
"You like your bacon steaks don't you Dave"

(2nd Example)
Adam: "What did you say about that tv programme last night?"

Mary: "Bacon Steaks?"

Adam: "Good one..."

by Adamabad Osama August 1, 2011

Kevin's Bacon

Doing a girl doggy style while she's making you breakfast.

I had toast and tea while making Kevin's Bacon

by Anonymous October 25, 2003

Canadian Bacon

At the point of climax the man pulls out of the girl's vagina and thus busts his nut on her back allowing it to calcify to a substance. The girl then peels the crusty jizm off of her upper ass and eats it.

Last night i went on a blind date with Judith. After she ate a club sub she told me how much she loves bacon. Naturally i suggested that she try Canadian Bacon; she agreed and told me that it was the best bacon that she had ever tried.

by D. Ross February 12, 2008

Bacon Trench

n. The female anatomy.

"I tried to give her the beef cucumber, but her bacon trench was all dried out and full of sand."

by B.LAM February 1, 2009

Jr. Bacon

A person that does an excessive amount of fakin. Comes from the gogo song by the Backyard Band where Big G says "Hey, these niggas fakin right?!" and they respond with "Jr. Bacon right?!"

He likes to act hard be he nothin but a Jr. Bacon.

by Ziek May 2, 2005

burnt bacon

What you get when you put a slice of bacon in the microwave for 24 hours straight.

I wanted some bacon, so i put that shit in the microwave for 24 hours. Any ya know what? when i came back it was burnt bacon. Fuck.

by jOrg! December 28, 2005