A scat fetish manuever in which one partner falls asleep facing down, and the other partner lays a long "log" down the ass crack between the two "buns". So awaken to a big "SUPRISE!" (a.k.a. Bun length)
Side note: Top it off with your parnters favorite condiments for added flare!
Side note: Top it off with your parnters favorite condiments for added flare!
by Lokiikol May 31, 2010
Get the Bun length chili dog suprisemug. by chandler December 1, 2002
Get the Holy mother fuckin shit kabobs on a bunmug. A crass pickup line, typically directed at girls with the name Bridget (for the "Bridge" effect), but can apply to any girl (or guy if that's your bag). Means "I'd like to spread your buttcheeks apart and stick my male sex organ in your anus."
Man: What's your name, cutie?
Woman: Bridget.
Man: Oh yeah? I'd like to bridge your buns right open.
*Man gets a drink in the face and a hard kick in the crotch*
Meaghan's a waffle crapper, I'd bridge her buns right open.
Woman: Bridget.
Man: Oh yeah? I'd like to bridge your buns right open.
*Man gets a drink in the face and a hard kick in the crotch*
Meaghan's a waffle crapper, I'd bridge her buns right open.
by Primo Jonez September 2, 2007
Get the I'd like to bridge your buns right openmug. I CANT FUCKING DO IT. THIS SHIT IS SO HARD AND SO BULLSHIT. I can't put a patty on a bun, with lettuce, cheese, onions, tomatoes, ketchup, mustard, pickles, and top bun together in that order!
by innmypusay May 17, 2022
Get the I can't put a patty on a bun, with lettuce, cheese, onions, tomatoes, ketchup, mustard, pickles, and top bun together in that order!mug. Flight Attendant: What can I get for you, sir?
Man: I can dig some grease while chompin' on some buns and draggin' through the garden.
Flight Attendant: I'm sorry, we're all out of fish...
Man: I can dig some grease while chompin' on some buns and draggin' through the garden.
Flight Attendant: I'm sorry, we're all out of fish...
by jDogg April 18, 2005
Get the I can dig some grease while chompin' on some buns and draggin' through the gardenmug. Luke: Did you see Paul's Mum?
Dave: Yeah, she was totally free-bunning man. I could see it winking at me..
Luke: You would, wouldn't you?
Dave: Would what?
Luke: Throw your old-chap in her.
Dave: ... yes.
Dave: Yeah, she was totally free-bunning man. I could see it winking at me..
Luke: You would, wouldn't you?
Dave: Would what?
Luke: Throw your old-chap in her.
Dave: ... yes.
by Lukeus Kellyus January 20, 2009
Get the free-bunningmug. The Classic soft shit tortilla wanna be taco shell. Not good at all for eating however can hole enough taco meat for a heart attack.
by C:h1@d July 2, 2017
Get the Taco bunmug.