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Bloody Stalemate

when your period is so bloody it makes your pad stale and crusty.
"Donya's pad is a blasted bloody stalemate!"
by Rebecca Burkawitz February 3, 2013
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BloodRush

The official Loltyler1 supplement known to completely change the users life. With 175mg of Caffeine in every serving, the drink not only makes your blood rush but improves all other aspects of life. When purchasing the drink the buyer will also receive 2 highly detailed posters of T1, the god himself. The BloodRush product at limited times comes out with mind blowing flavours such as watermelon.

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muddy bloody

whenever you nail a girl in the tailpipe and you pull out and there is anal leakage consisting of shit and blood.
i had to clean the muddy bloody off my bed after i fucked her in her ass.
by willjoekirby September 28, 2004
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Postmortem/Raining Blood

From Slayer's landmark 1986 album, Reign In Blood.
The heaviest, most brutal 7 minutes and 44 seconds of anything ever recorded in the history of music. Both of these songs are heavy, fast, angry, unforgiving thrash masterpieces, and they both deserve separate definitions.

Postmortem:
A song about what else? Postmortem. Accompanied by chaotic guitars and lightning fast drumming, Tom Araya's frightening, unforgiving, and morbid vocals in this song make it literally sound like you've gone to hell and are being yelled at by Satan himself. About 1:45 into the song, Tom Araya lets out a high-pitched, epic scream. If this scream doesn't give you an eargasm, then you are not a metalhead. As the song breaks down, you think the ride through hell is over, and you're safe again. You're wrong. The song starts up again with some awesome guitars, and Dave's bullet-paced drumming. Some more hellish lyrics are yelled, and the song starts to break down again. Again you are tricked into thinking the hellish musical pummeling is over. It's not. In fact, it couldn't be farther from it.

Raining Blood:
A loud clap of thunder is heard, along with guitars and slow drumming. You have no idea that you are in for the most brutal, deadly piece of music ever written. As the song starts to pick up, you hear the unforgettable Raining Blood riff, and the drumming starts. There's no turning back now. The song just starts getting heavier and heavier, and faster and faster. Then Tom yells "Trapped in purgatory!!! A lifeless object alive!!!" and his voice sounds even more horrifying and deep than in Postmortem, or hell, even Angel of Death. The ear pounding ensues as the song continues, getting heavier every second, until Tom finishes the vocals, and the guitars and drums keep going faster, faster, and faster until you start headbanging like never before. Then it all ends suddenly, with a thunder clap, followed by the sound of rain. It's all over now. Pussies can now go cry to their mothers, and metalheads can now start the CD over.

In short, two thrash metal masterpieces. If you claim yourself to be a metalhead and you haven't heard these two before, please give me your home address, so I can go to your house and beat the shit out of you.
My sinful glare at nothing holds thoughts of death behind it!!
Skeletons in my mind commence, tearing at my sanity!!
Vessels in my brain carry death until my birth!!
Come and die with me forever,
Share insanity!!!

DO YOU WANT TO DIE?!?!

-Part of Postmortem/Raining Blood
by I Will Kill You December 14, 2008
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Crips 'n Bloods

Rivalry gangs formed in Los Angeles, (bloods were also in Toronto) Compton.

Bloods are associated with the color red, red bandanas, drugs, guns. Examples of celebs, YG, Drake, Fetty Wap.

Crips are associated with the color blue, blue bandanas, drugs guns.

Examples of celebs, N.W.A. If you anit know who they are even bloods no get off!

Crips 'n Bloods are rival gangs
Crip 1: Damn why you bleeding?

Crip 2: I was walking and I got jumped by dem bloods.

Crip 3: serves you right for walking in the wrong part of Compton.

Crip 2: they said "Hit and Crip by the Lip and Watch Dem True Colors drips,"

Blood 1: im in da mood to kill a brip for breakfast

Random crip: u mean crip?

Blood 2: Da fuck oh hell no, scram nigga

Blood 3: hell naw nigga let's jump his ass
Blood 4: Hit a Krip by the Lip and Watch dem True Kolors drip

Random women taking a trip to L.A. With her friends

Women: Crips and Bloods just need to get along

Friend 1: yeah but a nigga who fights is kinda hot

Friend 2: fuck that shit let them fight they killing themselves over a color dumbass Crips 'n Bloods
by BloodNigforLife October 8, 2016
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blue blood

This means that you come from a wealthy background (old money).
"His blood is so blue, that he is a natural-born yacht club captain."
by Marc December 8, 2003
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True Blood

Great HBO show based on Charlaine Harris's Sookie Stackhouse novels.True Blood makes Twlight look like shit and not to mention all the hot sex on the show. Twlight is the pussy version of True Blood.
True Blood Fan: OMFG it's 9 pm is True Blood on?

Twlight Fan: OMG Robert Pattinson is so hawt. Twlight is way better.

True Blood Fan: Are you fucking stupid ? Alexander Skarsgard from True Blood Makes Robert Pattinson look like shit. And True Blood is so better then True Blood it's not as overrated.
by Figgy vamp lover January 22, 2009
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