beastie

The act of performing a simulated orgasim on a cat in heat using a q-tip.

I had to give my cat a beastie because she wouldnt stop howling all night.
You know you love your cat, when you are willing to give your cat a beastie.

by bored housewives club January 29, 2009

bestest

A farse, people use to try to trump "the best" but doesnt work
It's all really just a load of crap, you cant get better than BEST.

"Dude team best sucks, im team bestest"

"Your a fucking idiot."

by stephanopolis April 18, 2006

Aquatic Homosexual Bestial Necrophilia

Aquatic Homosexual Bestial Necrophilia is the art of when a Gay man strips into the nude, jumps into a tank of rotting dead gay fish, and starts having sexual intercourse with as many as of them as he (or the Audience) can stand. Aquatic Homosexual Bestial Necrophilia tends to happen on three day weekends and spring break sessions.

dude. . . . did you check out that link i gave sent you? there was some pretty rad Aquatic Homosexual Bestial Necrophilia on that site, even with some swordfish involved. . . dude. . . what time is 4:20 break

by the other brain November 4, 2008

bestest

1. the cutest
2. the sweetest
3. the nicest
4. the one who makes me the luckiest

How did I get so lucky to have the bestest boyfriend ever?

by Anonymous April 16, 2003

bessie french

The act of vigorously eating out a cows arsehole and then making out with one's significant other then proceeding to tell them what you have done.

Bob:hmmmm...which one ah. she looks nice and old.
*munch*
*slop*
*MOOOOOOOO*

~later that evening~

Linda:OH god that tastes like...GOD DAMMIT BOB,Bessie French AGAIN!!!

by Cattlin December 30, 2007

bestest

Better than best. It's the bestEST.
Whoopdedoo!

The popcorn was the BESTEST thing they'd ever eaten.

by Julia<3 January 30, 2009

bestest

Another way to say something that is more best to you

I have one BESTEST friend that is.... someone???

by Sirlankangirl February 16, 2010