Charging the Battery

Attaching a car battery to your nipples while lactating.

I have gone through 10 car batteries this week because Lori is constantly charging the battery.

by May2Keg June 21, 2007

baby batter

Milky white substance found in the depths of the testicals inside a male's scrotum. When shot from the penis, the milky substance looks like the batter of a baked good.

Abraham: "Shit!"

Jacob: "what's up?"

Abraham: "I was wacking off and got baby batter all in my toe hair..."

Jacob: "next time you'll remember to wear socks."

by ronald514930 September 11, 2009

Battenburg

A groovy, tasty cake. Sort of rocks. Also an expletive with a very, very narrow band of users.

'Oh holy fucking battenburg, man - my life is down the plughole'

'No, it was battenburg seepage'

by I Ate The World October 1, 2005

battle metal

1. A 2004 debut album by metal band Turisas.
2. A sub-genre of black metal created by the above band.

Fast, fast, fast, fast, faster than the lightning strikes!
Battle Metal is amazing, I can't wait to hear the next Turisas album!

by dila May 11, 2006

Battle Scars

Spots where skin has rubbed off of the genitalia from masturbating with a subtence that is too thin

water, body soap, dish soap, siliva, or anything else that would be stupid to use would be considered in giving you Battle Scars!

by SoberLeprechaun October 13, 2010

Battle of Alberta

An intense rivalry between Edmonton and Calgary (Alberta, Canada), usually refering to hockey. During Battles of Alberta, fans of the Calgary Flames and Edmonton Oilers flood the bars of both cities.

Flame and Oiler supporters from both side of a family have been known to cause rifts in the family.

A Battle of Alberta is often held on New Year's Eve.

But only Calgary has the Red Mile and Sea of Red and has made it into the playoffs the past few years. So Calgary kicks butt.

A true conversation had in Australia regarding the Battle of Alberta:

Calgarian: Hey, you're Canadian, aren't you? Where from?

Edmontonian: Edmonton.

Calgarian: Oh. In thought something stunk in here.

by calgaryflamesqueen October 25, 2008

Batten

The Best teacher you could ever have. Always there for you when you need him, and even though he is always ready to make a joke at your expense, he always has your back.

Batten: Adam Smith! (Does Jazz Hands)

by PandaAddict August 21, 2012