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Iraqi-bation

The process of stranglebation requiring a metal cable and crane.
Just when I thought Saddam couldn't take anymore Iraqi-bation, he came. And that apparently felt nice.
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nick barton

A faggot kid who beats with a toothbrush and cleans the toilets of rich people
by Nick Barron November 24, 2016
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Numb button

the female equivalent of "whiskey dick". An occasion where a female drinks too much alcohol and her private parts (clitoris and vulva) become less sensitive, rendering her incapable of orgasm (aka "cum block". )
I went down on Mary for 2 hours, but she drank so much that she had numb button and couldn't come.
by Likesundaymorning July 10, 2017
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nervous button

A button on a tight sweater or shirt that's being strained to its limits and is hanging on for dear life.
The bank manager's tight cardigan sweater came together just under her buxom chest, held precariously in place by a lone nervous button.
by AuburnBoy August 2, 2017
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meh button

A clickable icon nestled between like buttons indicating a neutral stance on a viewed item.
Dude, that Grumpy Cat meme is clever, but whatever. I wish there was a meh button.
by Bauxb September 21, 2017
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Nerf Batting

Verb
The act of using one's penis or penis like object while erect like a baseball bat to hit the other individual on or around the face during sexual intercourse. Usually a surprise, the purpose is not to cause the most damage or pain (a Foul) but to see first how far the "batter" can swing the penis or penis like object from the original position to point of contact with as much flair as possible. Typically scored like baseball using the base and strike out system one can factor their score by the distance, style, amount of time swinging, location of impact, sound of impact, and other factors of their swing.
"Billy said his Tinder match was so bad in bed rather than say anything he tried Nerf Batting her so she would leave."
"What happened?"
"She was shocked and left right after, but he said it was a Home Run so it was all worth it in the end".
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Chocolate buttons

Chocolate buttons are slang for dark coloured nipples
by El gizardo May 4, 2019
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