Forsan Texas

Forsan Texas is a little shithole that know one’s knows about. The school is filled with wanna be rodeo stars and homophobes. The school always tries to keep a good cover over the shit school it is and never punishes their students unless they vape. The town consists of 2 shitty schools and run down houses filled with dropouts and drug addicts.

Person 1- “Hey im gonna move to Forsan Texas and see send my kid to school there”
Person 2- “You’re a dumbass. Only do that if you wanna have dropout drug dealer kids.

by Kai.Lincoln December 28, 2021

Texas roadass

When you have sex in a car and slip it in the wrong hole and she yells out yee-haw

"Hey man heard you hooked up with Stephanie last night"
"Yeah, I gave her the ol Texas roadass"

by IndyB February 19, 2018

Texas Tandem

When two heterosexual couples are fucking side by side without engaging in a 4-way or orgy.

It was a real nice night...Chris and I went out to the bar, brought a couple girls home and did the texas tandem on his tempur pedic.

by WayneNetworks October 03, 2011

Texas Windmill

Is when a man is about to blow his load, he quickly jumps up and hangs onto the ceiling fan and blows it in a circular wimdmill fashion.

Winston Texas windmilled me last night

by Bigchubnknutz April 13, 2020

Texas Cadillac

Any lifted, or over-sized tire American made pickup in the State of Texas

I own a Texas Cadillac. A Ford F350 Superduty with a 7.3L engine and 6" lift

by BestBrowsOfTexas October 24, 2018

texas grip

12 beers

Texas grip, 12 beers

by Glencraig September 29, 2013

Texas Taco

Using BBQ Sauce as Lubricant for vaginal sex.

Duuude, I gave her that Texas taco last night, her cooch tasted like ribs.

by KinkyCarl August 28, 2019