American Sidewinder

The american sidewinder is a sexual act in which one person lays flat and still, while the other, inserts the penis of the male participant into an orifice of choice and then proceeds to move in a way similar to that of of a sidewinder, gyrating the hips from side to side and undulating the entire body..

I wish Anne Marie would let me do an american sidewinder with her.

by AufulPerson69 June 19, 2017

American errands

Generally GTL. Can be used as an expansion of GTL to include mani/pedi, haircut. Any set of errands that are meant to make fresh.

First thing to do to get on your A game; American errands.

by JerseyJoe February 8, 2012

American Full

The feeling on has when he eats well beyond the point of satiation. In order to be properly "American Full" one must have some degree of regret.

I ate too much. I'm not just full, I'm American Full.

by iansh December 30, 2011

American Water

Like regular water but inferior in every way. Deriving from the superior British invention of 'Water' prior to their invention of the United States of America.

"Oh dear me chaps, this American Water is terrible."

by Sir Rightalot August 19, 2020

American Fries

French fries in their American form.

Referred to as simply just "fries", America has won again in stealing one's heritage.
"I love me some American Fries"

-Donald Trump

by SpockBlocker October 28, 2016

The American doughnut

The act of sticking your winky in a sugar glazed doughnut and demanding your partner to lick it off and trading roles with a phallus until the box of doughnuts are empty

Husband: Time to suck my glazed winky dear
Wife: you mean the American doughnut?
Husband: yeah where is the phallus?

by Tomorrow’s tit December 24, 2020

Undead american

The true way of defining people from undead desent for decades these people were oppressed by the american human race they were called sulred like the Z word or the W word (zombies,walkers) but no more of this tiriny from now on people from the human race should only use the word undead american if they want to aviod showing prejutice.

Tim: I like jim to bad he is a zombie

Pam: that is very racist of you Tim

Tim:sorry is there another word I can use that avoids prejutice

Pam:yes you can call him and people like him undead american

by Muhamed's nine year old wife May 17, 2018