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American Idol 

1. A show where people with no talent go to pretend that they can sing.

2. A show where those who have talent but do not look the part cannot possibly win.

3. A show that a majority of America has sold their souls to.
Do you think that Susan Boyle will win on American Idol?

No, she has way too much talent and doesn't look like a porn star.
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American 

Probablly the most bashed on country in the world.
Things you should know:

1. Yes, we are aware the term "American" can be used for anyone living in North or South America. The term "British" can be used for someone from Scottland, Ireland, or England. What else do you want us to call ourselves, United-Statesians? Besides, I don't see you calling people from Brazil or Argentina or Cuba American anyways. Why should we?

2. Yes, we are aware our President shows serious signs of mental retardation. All goverments have their problems.

3. We're not stupid. We don't go around speaking "American", laughing at all other "American" speaking countries thinking they stole the idea from us.

4. We're not all crazy extremists or blind conservatives.

5. Your country probally produces almost as much pollution as ours, and seeing as the US is about 3,718,695 cm2 (9,631,420 km2; gasp! an American knowing about the metric system? unheard of!) large and has 302,431,000 citizens, we're not doing that bad.

6. Celsuis- Farheniet, Meters- feet, Pounds- killograms. Gallons- liters. We use both you know.

7. We don't hate all Canadians, Brits, Cubans, and Japaneese people. We don't think all Muslims are terrorists. No matter what Bush says, we most definitely don't eat "freedom fries". We don't all support Iraq. We don't think Pakistan is in Africa.

8. Just because we can't trace our ancestors in America back for 329 years, it doesn't mean we love our country less.

9. Patrioism is never a bad thing. Even if you lived in the crappiest country in the world, it's still your country.

10. No, we don't think everyone in the world celbrates July Fourth with us.

11. We don't eat McDonald's everyday or drive five cars.

12. Not everyone speaks like their from Texas. There are forty-nine other states you know.

13. We don't think we're better than you.

14. Lastly, half the people that bash us are allies with us. Our country has relations in more than half the world. Most likely, we're best friends.
British: "They're bloody pricks too. Look at Bush."

French: "Look at Iraq. What a dumb mistake."

American: "Dude, we know our president's an ass."
American by Annoyed Yank September 26, 2007

ramuda amemura

One of the main characters from Hypnosis Mic. Hes an annoying little pink twink that hates women (me too dont worry babe). You either love or hate him, no in between.
girl: is that ramuda amemura?!
girl 2: no its that bitchass twink from hypmic
ramuda amemura by ramudaswife February 8, 2021

Charlie d'amelio 

That one girl who lost 1,1 million followers in 2 days.....
Did you hear Charlie d'amelio lost {insert number}

American Dad 

Satirical cartoon about right-wing CIA agent Stan Smith and his family - housewife (Francine), geeky son (Stan), dirty liberal daughter (Hailey), a goldfish with the brain of a German guy (Claus) and an alien (Rodger). Created by Seth MacFarlane (of Family Guy fame).
Underestimated TV show that deserves more than it's getting. Kicks ass on a level that only the most intelligent people can understand. If you don't like 'American Dad' you are mentally handicapped and deserve a good beating and a lesson in humour and politics.
AMERICAN DAD

Francine (to Stan): How's your French toast dear?
Stan: Snotty and ungrateful, but this AMERICAN toast is delicious!
American Dad by MattyDee April 15, 2006

american shit 

this is all kind of things that come from america like some movies.
dude1: what do you watching,guy?

dude2: me? i watch american pie ... euh sorry, american shit rather!

dude1: it's more just!
american shit by skhal September 1, 2009

American Government 

A nonexistent company of the free world
The american government shutdown
American Government by Desidezdez October 6, 2013