Filipina Alarm Clock

When a Filipina wakes you up with a blowjob early in the morning.

Person 1: "I'm planning on meeting you at the gym tomorrow at 6AM. Are you sure you'll make it?"
Person 2: "Don't worry, I've got a Filipina Alarm Clock."

by Smart Girl Philippines February 2, 2026

Amish alarm clock

Getting so fucked up that you pass out and your buddies make a farm animal shit on your head.

Dan got so smashed that we had a cow give him an Amish alarm clock.

by Ďëřpďèřp August 26, 2025

501 Alarm

501 alarm
(adj./noun)
A slang term for someone acting so dangerously chaotic, loud, or obviously unhinged that they’re basically guaranteed to get the authorities called on them. A “501 alarm” person is operating at a level of behavior that’s past “wild,” past “crackhead energy,” and deep into “you’re about to go to jail or get involuntarily hospitalized” territory.

“There was this man on the corner acting so erratic and cracked-out that he turned into a full 501 alarm.”

“What happened?”

“He started throwing rocks at people’s cars as they drove by — caused so much attention that the cops pulled up and scooped his ass instantly.”

by Belladumbee December 7, 2025

faulty fire alarm

It's when you start climaxing but stops because you realise its not real cum but just piss

"Oh God here I come"- Matty B
"OH never mind it's a faulty fire alarm"-Miles

by ;okj;o ;oj ;okj December 13, 2016

Traditional house alarm

A dog.

My traditional house alarm let's me know when someone is near my house

by Demitrious Octavion June 9, 2018

Laura Garcia Alfaro

The funniest, cutest girl at KHS
Lmao
Mclit
Fricknuggets
Laura you are amazing and I really like you

Mmmm Laura Garcia Alfaro is a G

by Eyes Of A Angel November 12, 2018

loaded burglar alarm

A loaded gun that’s close by when someone breaks in to your place.

We never had a need for a brinks security system. Daddy kept the “loaded burglar alarm” under his bed.

by Dick Da Bruiser November 3, 2020