alice wood

A fat bitch that is soooo fat she resembles a whale!!

alice wood is so fat that when she swims the water jumps out of the pool/ sea as shes soo big!

by benjaminjajaja January 8, 2012

alice

A beautiful girl. Hot & Sexy.

Joe : "Yo man you see dat shawty over there."
John : "Yeah man dang she hot, any guy wud be so lucky to have her"
Joe : "Yeah she's totally an Alice."

by muslimhater123 March 25, 2013

Alice

A super amazing beautiful fox that is super smart and looks hot with new glasses.... Also a term used if
You don't have a rubber and use a plastic bag.

I was about to bone but I didn't have a rubber so I used an Alice

by Pickles by the sea July 26, 2012

Alice

Alice is tall, thin & typical blonde but with a good booty!! Someone with a good sense of humour, she's the loveliest girl you'll ever meet but she also has a wild card about her. She's very attractive and affectionate and will satisfy your every need!

Alice is perfect! booty blonde tall slim perfect lovely funny

by Sarah binkey October 19, 2013

Alice

Alice. she is very cool girl, she is absolutely gorgeous and you wana know every man just fall for her. she is really good in bed she is a wow. she dont take any shit

Did you you see Alice booty?

yeah man

by Andile March 1, 2013

Alice

A girl who's a total little She wants a daddy to touch her princess parts and is obsessed with binkies and dipies.

Person 1: What's with that girl?
Person 2: Don't mind her. She's a total Alice

by Isabelle009 June 7, 2018

Alice

An Alice is a person who is smart in math. They are terrible in almost any other subject. Very untalented as well. They'll try to do some things, but they try too hard that they don't succeed. Most likely an emo typed person. Very very dark and depressing, also. If they EVER have a crush on someone, it will be hard for them to move on for a long time, specially if they confessed. Alice's are super emotional. Do NOT make them feel useless or anything that will make them break their heart. Adding on, Alice's are have a lot of animosity towards people. They will love one person, but that's pretty much it.

Person 1: "Dudeeeee! How'd they get another A+ in math?! I got a C again, math is sooo hard!"
Person 2: "I know right! Same, though, got a C, too."
Person 1: "What's weird is that they failed in almost every other subject,"
Person 2: "Oh wow, the must be an Alice!" :0

by theoneidiotwhowroteabouthisfri July 12, 2019