April 5TH 

They say when the the baddest bitches are born they are cute ,loyal and usually got cake if ya know what I mean they can’t say mad at the people they love but if you fuck up there feelings better kno they gone fuck up yours periodT they are so funny and know how to laugh .

Yeo you see that cake she must be born on April 5th

April 5TH by Yahirlbby February 13, 2019

April 21

The day after 4/20, which makes it national drug test day. Its also the best birthday anyone could have.

Dude it's April 21 and it's you're birthday! You got the coolest birthday ever man!

April 21 by Barcancle boy April 17, 2019

April 28

National celebrate being single and lonely day

April 28 is my favourite day because it is the day when I have an excuse to eat my fridge, because I am part of the single and lonely community.

April 28 by yeetskeetulrich November 1, 2019

Naked Apology 

1. so sincere that when you offer someone a naked apology you are telling them that there's no way you are lieing because the apology strips you of everything that you are.

2. To give an apology whilst being naked.

1.
Kevin: I am sorry for running you over with my car, I offer to you my naked apology so you will forgive me.

Kim: I can do nothing but accept

2.
Brad: Here I am, naked, while apologizing to you.

Naked Apology by Regina Wilson August 5, 2007

Shotgun Approach 

A last ditch effort used to pick up women that essentially entails making a series of rapid, low effort, approaches, on multiple women, in a very short period of time.  It is beneficial when the PUA has arrived at the bar or club late in the evening and has little time remaining before last call.  It is risky maneuvre because, due to the lack of effort put into each individual approach, it is likely that the PUA will face several harsh rejections prior to achieving success. Multiple rejections in such a short timeframe could leave the PUA's confidence shattered beyond repair.

Dude #1: "Dude, why the fuck have I seen Andy talking to ten different women in the past five minutes?"
Dude #2: "It's almost last call, and he showed up late, so he's resorted to implementing the Shotgun Approach."
Dude #1: "That's a risky maneuvre bro, I hope he knows what he's doing."

Shotgun Approach by brandonmichaelblack.com January 5, 2012

M.A.P. 

A "Politically Correct" Term for the spectrum of Babyfuckers. Stands for Minor Attracted Person.

"Wasn't Jared from Subway a M.A.P. "

M.A.P. by yeeterino January 2, 2019

apoplexy 

(Uh-Pawp-lehxee)
1. Rage; a fit of great anger
2. a sudden pouring of blood into an organ or tissue
3. Sudden impairment of neurological function, especially that resulting from a cerebral hemorrhage; a stroke.

1a. Apoplexy Within a void
1b. With apoplexy filling the mind of Jody, there was no stoping her without tranquilizing her.
1c. The proud... members suffered collective apoplexy, and this year they are out for blood (David Finch)
3. Apoplexy has made it difficult for Vince to live his life perfect, as it was before, again.

Rage sometimes causes excessive bleeding into something, such as a vein poping and bleeding out, thus rage would cause cerebral hemorrhage or any type of bleeding into an organ if too serious.

apoplexy by Kelpie October 7, 2005