JASON

This name belongs to a good man, father, and soulmate. He doesn't believe in himself most of the time, however those around him know better. He can make you laugh and leave you wanting. Jason's usually have gorgeous blond hair and blue eyes with the depth of the ocean. He will make you feel complete and will help you achieve the dream! If you ever meet a Jason, hold onto him!

Sarah: Did you see Jason over there?
Sam: Yeah, he's that new kid right?
Sarah: Yeah, did you see those eyes?
Sam: Sure did, he's got some distinctive orbs there..
Sarah: IKR?!?

by REBel Siren October 20, 2020

Jason

A fat dude who is built like an otter and has the smallest dick in the world and already is dividising a plan to shoot up the school

What the fuck is that honey? ITS A JASON! RUN UGLASS

by Jewish asians October 18, 2018

Jason juice

Any unknown substance produced by anyone that goes by the name of Jason. It can be used as a noun or verb.

Holy shit! Why are all of the walls covered in Jason juice?!
Ew, dude you Jason juiced on my desk!

by Fatty_Matty69 December 18, 2024

Jason D

Jason Is the guy that always dates the pretty girls the girls that everyone likes and super buff at that.

Jason D is cool dude

by Uusushsndnd February 1, 2019

Jason

A blond male who most likely has a beard, but is mostly known for being a world-class simp.

This man is such a Jason!

by cypherboi March 7, 2021

Jason

Such a nuffie and nicest person ever

jason’s a nuffie, just look at him

by ifykyk4 July 3, 2022

Jason

Jason is someone that is baye5

Jason you are baye5

by FloRED September 10, 2023