by L33T_M@JIXX June 2, 2003
Get the Cracking a Jolly mug.A Mod for Half-Life That made Black Mesa, Into Black Meat and made it More Retarted than usual with Black People with big ass Afro's.Security Guards are Russian or Serb's.
This Mod also exists in the game Black Mesa but its more wackier thanks to the graphics.
Heres the Weapons:
(I'm listing the Weapons from the Black Mesa mod)
Gun Slot #1
ANAL FISTING (Fists or the Crowbar its pretty cool)
Gun Slot #2
Pingas (a literal Penis, The Glock)
Finger Gun (The Magnum)
Gun slot #3 A "Normal" SMG (shoots extremely fast with 999 Bullets)
Shotgun (Just a normal shotgun but when you reload it goes FUCK!)
A "Normal" Crossbow (Also shoots extremely fast but in 50 shots)
Gun Slot #4
Nuke (really big Missile and the Explosion is very "Great")
Tau (A normal tau but when you Charge it, It plays "Everybody get on the floor!Everybody walk the dinosaur!" But every half second the pitch goes faster)
Doritos (the Alien Grunts weapon, This gun is pretty OP it can even kill you.It also shoots Unholy Fast)
DO NOT USE (Basically the Gluon Gun but with the Power of your hand)
Gun Slot #5
Mentos and Pepsi (Yeet a Mentos mint into the Pepsi and throw the Pepsi)
Laser Tripwire (Nothing happens)
Communism (Grab a Exploding Hazard Banana, And yeet it off.you can throw as many as you want then push the Trigger to Activate all of them)
Sargent Hartman (when you Select it it Immediately says "DO YOU SUCK DICKS" it also says this when you throw it and when it tries to attack anything.)
This Mod also exists in the game Black Mesa but its more wackier thanks to the graphics.
Heres the Weapons:
(I'm listing the Weapons from the Black Mesa mod)
Gun Slot #1
ANAL FISTING (Fists or the Crowbar its pretty cool)
Gun Slot #2
Pingas (a literal Penis, The Glock)
Finger Gun (The Magnum)
Gun slot #3 A "Normal" SMG (shoots extremely fast with 999 Bullets)
Shotgun (Just a normal shotgun but when you reload it goes FUCK!)
A "Normal" Crossbow (Also shoots extremely fast but in 50 shots)
Gun Slot #4
Nuke (really big Missile and the Explosion is very "Great")
Tau (A normal tau but when you Charge it, It plays "Everybody get on the floor!Everybody walk the dinosaur!" But every half second the pitch goes faster)
Doritos (the Alien Grunts weapon, This gun is pretty OP it can even kill you.It also shoots Unholy Fast)
DO NOT USE (Basically the Gluon Gun but with the Power of your hand)
Gun Slot #5
Mentos and Pepsi (Yeet a Mentos mint into the Pepsi and throw the Pepsi)
Laser Tripwire (Nothing happens)
Communism (Grab a Exploding Hazard Banana, And yeet it off.you can throw as many as you want then push the Trigger to Activate all of them)
Sargent Hartman (when you Select it it Immediately says "DO YOU SUCK DICKS" it also says this when you throw it and when it tries to attack anything.)
by A Jude October 31, 2019
Get the crack life mug.A bitch as it is used in reference unflatteringly to a woman, but one who is particularly mean and unreasonable towards a given situation, usually in argument against a male.
Also, referencing having gone crazy, as in having "cracked" while simultaneously being a bitch.
Also, referencing having gone crazy, as in having "cracked" while simultaneously being a bitch.
If only she wasn't such a cracked bitch about me borrowing her car!
The cracked bitch tried to actually kill my dog just for pissing on her lawn!
The cracked bitch tried to actually kill my dog just for pissing on her lawn!
by Travix April 23, 2008
Get the cracked bitch mug.Cuthbert: Georgina, is that your fish crack I can smell?
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Georgina: Oh, how embarrassing, I'm afraid the hot weather makes it sweat somewhat.
by joshsausages June 15, 2011
Get the Fish crack mug.One who physically exerts themselves to the point of perspiration and feels a cheesy substance in between their left and right ass cheek
Person One: Woah, KY really made us run a lot today!
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