polish date

A Polish date is when you meet a trash slut online that you want to fuck cause you're horny, but you don't want other people to know about it, because she's so gross. You roll over to her house (has to be her house) with a bottle of cheap vodka, so that you barely even remember the whole thing, except getting your nut off.

Hey did you hear that Jim Wisniewski took your sister out for a polish date?

by James Wisniewski August 29, 2006

e-dating

Cringey cunts who date online due to them failing in life, being 10 years old or being just genuinely sad people. Usually a virgin or never had a boyfriend/girlfriend.

Person #1 (Xeodus) : Did you know Levice & ISayRawrXD are e-dating? How cute, we should all be accepting of eachother
Person #2 (Normal People) : Die

by idkwym February 14, 2017

straight date

When two straight guys or girls are hanging out

I'm going on a STRAIGHT DATE with my friend Bruce.

by Wafflefacer December 30, 2011

date nape

when you're on a date and you're about to kiss and the person puts their hand behind your neck

Girl #1: So, did you and that guy kiss on your date?

Girl #2: yeah...

Girl #1: what was it like?

Girl #2: he totally date naped me

by hey there noobs May 18, 2010

fake date

When two people agree to say they are dating, to avoid being targeted by thotties Jerks and/or Bollins

Let's fake date, we'll get off the thotty radar.

by Bigboobedprobz March 2, 2014

Dip Date

A time when a bunch of guys get together to dip and hangout and talk about shit.

Yo dude Dip Date?

by Skoal Patrol 21 August 7, 2010

Text Date

a guy goin out on date with his girl but they at home texting while the guy comes up with the places and situation

boy:hey wat u doin?
girl:nuthin just bored
boy:me 2 lets have a Text Date girl:sure y not

after the date

girl:i had a fun nite on da phone
guy:my pleasure

by REDBIRD7 May 13, 2010