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Cock

Mom: how big is your cock
Tom: about 5 inch
Mom: nice cock!
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cock flight

When your penis goes so far up your girlfriends anus she screams.
Cock flight means
"omg my god this feels different"
**few minutes later**
"ARGHHH THIS IS AMAZING ARGHHH"
by oh right...... May 15, 2015
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Ten yard cock licker

A slut cheerleader that has put her mouth on ten yards of cock.
Hey did you hear about Tiffany?
No, what about her?
She was caught having an orgy with the whole football team!
wow, what a ten yard cock licker.
by SomeItalian November 9, 2023
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cock

So i was walking into the bathroom when i saw my dad and i said "Hey,Nice Cock!"
by glizzytouch February 18, 2021
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How fat is your cock though

Because it still seems like you're trying to mythologize evolution to avoid the stark reality that critical fat-cock theory is the one true dating theory to rule them all.
Hym "Really, how fat is your cock though? Cus, I got a million dollars to a bucket of dog-shit that fat-cock regardless of behavior had relatively more to do with sexual selection than anything you have to have to say about it."
by Hym Iam April 10, 2024
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Cock weasel

I heard you’ve been hanging out with Bree you cock weasel!
by Aberg4eva November 27, 2019
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cashew cock

Cashew cock is when someone has a small knobbly penis that is bitter to the taste.
Ahhhh did you hear heather said Wayne Firth has a cashew cock after they hooked up last night?
by Adzybayor August 18, 2020
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