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Hot air potatoes

A potato with antigravitational properties. The higher ambient air temperature is, the less it gets affected by gravitational force. Once the structure of the potato is damaged, it looses it's antigravitational effects.
I saw hot air potatoes in my backyard yesterday.
by Ligij September 26, 2023
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hot

quentin sizemore😍🙏🏽
by cristinaa.lol December 4, 2021
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hot kami

A hot kami is a messy shit. As if you shat on the ground. It’s gross but taste like grape soda, Fizzy and wet.
GODDAMNIT LEVI DID YOU HOT KAMI ALL OVER THE KITCHEN FLOOR
by bath water September 8, 2020
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hot twitch

It’s when you have a minor stroke from Afghanistan induced Bell’s Palsey cause of seeing motor rounds almost fall on your head and then they shoot muscle relaxers on your ass and you wake as the Mexican Joker.
Bro I was deployed in 2013 and I totally got a case of the hot twitch.
by ItsThatGuyTwitch September 29, 2019
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Hot-cocking

Hot-cocking, when he or she goes from one man to the other, using him for his penis purposes only.

Like hot-potato, only with penis's...
'Glenda had just broken up with Ben, so she went out clubbing with Pam and they had a great night hot-cocking.'

'Tiffany spent all night hot-cocking and there was jizz everywhere'

'Angelina had been such a slut recently, she just keeps hot-cocking'
by Booooobie April 17, 2016
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Hot pot

When a guy cums on someone’s stomach and it fills their belly button
“He gave me a hot pot last night and I had to scoop it out”
by Lexi Squirts August 14, 2021
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Hot Waitress Economic Index

Hot Waitress Economic Index (HWEI) is an unofficial and controversial economic indicator suggesting that when the economy tanks, suddenly all the servers at restaurants become ridiculously attractive because hot people who normally work better-paying jobs are forced to wait tables. The hotter your server, the more fucked the economy probably is.

The HWEI is one of the many weird indicators that people have used to make sense of the economy. Advertisements by the United States Marine Corps, sales of men's underwear, and even lipstick sales are just a few of them.

You can expect to see tougher marine recruitment ads on TV in a difficult economy because they meet recruitment goals quickly in down economies. They don't have to worry about scaring people away. Men's underwear sales will dip (that pair might last a little longer) and lipstick sales will go up because it's a relatively inexpensive personal luxury.
Kevin: Damn, my waitress last night was hot, why is she working at The Cheesecake Factory?? According to the Hot Waitress Economic Index, we're definitely heading for a recession.
by Sickomonster March 4, 2025
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