A novel written by known internet scam artist, Brett Keane. It is filled to the brim with grammatical and spelling errors and notorious for its incoherent plot and overabundance of characters, many of whom have bizarre and lazily crafted names like "Josabeph" and "Detective Reznor".
"Hey did you read the Manatee's book? He calls NAMBLA MABLA at one point"
"You mean Eternal Undying Love? I couldn't get past the first page, it was too incoherent to read."
"You mean Eternal Undying Love? I couldn't get past the first page, it was too incoherent to read."
by Lynch/Fellini May 30, 2023
Get the Eternal Undying Lovemug. It’s a proven fact that cooper loves kaelynn more than anything on this planet or known to this universe cause it just is
by 69696969686968 May 6, 2019
Get the Cooper loves kaelynn moremug. a) common definition: a what a girl tell a guy when she absolutely wants him to wear a condom during sex
b) my (newer) and improved definition: if you can't buy me a glove-i.e expensive silk gloves, jewellery, expensive house or a car, you get no love- i.e i, as female, won't be your wife/mistress
b) my (newer) and improved definition: if you can't buy me a glove-i.e expensive silk gloves, jewellery, expensive house or a car, you get no love- i.e i, as female, won't be your wife/mistress
guy: can you be my wife or mistress or long term fwb, something along those lines, since all my male friends have wives and/or mistresses?
lady: sorry man. no glove, no love, as they say
guy: wtf? i didn't ask if you wanted sex. you didn't answer my question. I though the phrase had only one definition.
lady (laughing at him): yes i did answer your question, no glove, no love actually also has a definition b), i don't care about sex with condoms...I refuse to be your wife/mistress until you buy me gloves
guy: so what's lol the definition b) of no glove, no love?
girl : i won't be your wife/mistress or anything, until you can provide me with expensive silk gloves, expensive jewellery and the like...i want my guy to be financially stable enough for me.
guy: so you're saying ....oh i see
lady: sorry man. no glove, no love, as they say
guy: wtf? i didn't ask if you wanted sex. you didn't answer my question. I though the phrase had only one definition.
lady (laughing at him): yes i did answer your question, no glove, no love actually also has a definition b), i don't care about sex with condoms...I refuse to be your wife/mistress until you buy me gloves
guy: so what's lol the definition b) of no glove, no love?
girl : i won't be your wife/mistress or anything, until you can provide me with expensive silk gloves, expensive jewellery and the like...i want my guy to be financially stable enough for me.
guy: so you're saying ....oh i see
by Sexydimma December 7, 2016
Get the no glove, no lovemug. by i slay emily doesnt October 30, 2022
Get the emily lovemug. The love that Sharaaz has for Sierra is something that can’t be put into words. He loves her to death and will do anything be with for the rest of their lives even if it means waiting for her to focus on herself.
by Adraaz January 26, 2023
Get the Sharaaz love for Sierramug. A dream I had early this morning…
I was surely glowing…
How real it seemed…
I could feel my eyes beaming looking at you…
I could feel your touch…
It sounds crazy… by far not the craziest I have said lol
I want to go back!!!!
Yep… I had those arms.❤️❤️❤️❤️
I was surely glowing…
How real it seemed…
I could feel my eyes beaming looking at you…
I could feel your touch…
It sounds crazy… by far not the craziest I have said lol
I want to go back!!!!
Yep… I had those arms.❤️❤️❤️❤️
In your arms
I will always dream to be…
But one day…
I will be there!!!
Don’t question my love for you!!!!
Just incase you ever do!!!
Sometimes when I overthink
My words go down the sink…
Maybe you need a dream
like mine🔥🥰❤️😘
I need a new topic …
I have to multitask and thinking of this and work, I can’t do🥰😍🥰😍
But I do love YOU!!!
I will always dream to be…
But one day…
I will be there!!!
Don’t question my love for you!!!!
Just incase you ever do!!!
Sometimes when I overthink
My words go down the sink…
Maybe you need a dream
like mine🔥🥰❤️😘
I need a new topic …
I have to multitask and thinking of this and work, I can’t do🥰😍🥰😍
But I do love YOU!!!
by Just a girl with ❤️ for 1 October 10, 2024
Get the Lovemug. A disease. Or a drug. Love feels like butterflies in your stomach and you trust that person then BOOM. Heartbreak.
by Certified.Hades.Simp January 29, 2021
Get the Lovemug.