Cute Little Man

An old man hold similar qualities to a puppy.

That man just prayed before he ate his McDonald’s alone. What a Cute Little Man!

by Bodacious O March 28, 2020

grown man with ketchup

A footlong hotdog. Usually said by oldheads who have a Bluetooth at sporting events or state fairs

Cashier: Hi sir what would you like today
Oldhead: Lemme get a grown man with ketchup youngblood!

by Mack Naviaux III March 29, 2020

Man V. Machine

When you or someone has a difficult encounter with a machine

Person one: “hey, do you hear screaming???”
Person two: “yah, it’s retard day and one of them is challenging the escalator”
Person one: “like Man V. Machine, lol”

by Lost guy2223 April 20, 2020

Spider-Man jerk

When your jerking off and before blowing your load everywhere call for your mum/dad and before they see what your doing you nut on them. It’s better if you aim for the eye.

My mum just went blind from my Spider-Man jerk

by Bigppman69 February 29, 2020

lonely man's oyster

a fresh shot of you own semen in your hand palm, to be eaten when fresh

yesterday night I had a fresh lonely man's oyster after enjoying that new video on pornhub

by nesieg ed kcorb March 6, 2020

single mans 69

Sucking on three of your fingers while tossing your load

When Dave lost his partner he decided to have a single mans 69

by Selfies 69 March 21, 2020

Man With Golden Heart

RamCharan Man With Golden Heart.

Yes He is Gold. He had a good nature and good heart Man With Golden Heart RC

by RamCharan November 23, 2020