Fibonacci's Cock

The art of overestimating one’s limits through escalating, self-inflicted genital strain to curve the penis like a Fibonacci spiral.

"Hey bro, you down for some Fibonacci's Cock training?"

by militarist1 March 17, 2025

big cock

josue.

when u see a josue yk they got a big cock (juicy too)

by Juanito the 3rd February 5, 2022

Horse cock

When your arms are absolutely shredded asf

Lad look at these absolutely massive horse cocks

by Weaponlad July 27, 2022

cock swallowing analinguist

Someone who can perform the act of swallowing the cock and simultaneously lick the threshold of the anus.

Hey Joe you should come by and meet my new neighbor, she's a cock swallowing analinguist and she wants to make new friends.

by Space Falcon February 21, 2024

Cock Tire

The "Cock Tire" is when you get your own cock stuck underneath a tire.

Bob: "Welp Johnny, Looks like I got my cock stuck under a tire again."
Johnny: "Looks like you got another case of that Cock Tire."

by Pripyat November 28, 2020

Cock Wagging

Cock Wagging (noun):
An ancient and totally unnecessary ritual where Homo Arroganticus feels compelled to flaunt their perceived superiority, achievements, or Instagram followers. Practiced by both men and women alike, it usually involves subtle tactics like flexing in a reflective surface, name-dropping, or loudly explaining Bitcoin to people who didn’t ask.

Side effects may include:
Eye rolling in nearby humans
Spontaneous allergic reactions to humility
And the mysterious vanishing of friends mid-conversation

Alex: “So I told Elon I’d only invest if I got equity and a Tesla Plaid…”
Jamie: “Dude. Stop cock wagging. We’re at a baby shower.”

by Mechmonkey64bit May 2, 2025

cock ears

A person with little to no intelligence, often indulging in thoughtless behavior as a result.

Look cock ears, I really need you to stop lighting off flares inside my house.

by thrayl September 30, 2008